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She's hopeless.

That's the nice way of putting it

I'm always polite unless it's you 😛

Yeah, I've noticed that. We need to talk about that

Aye? We can talk but only if you put your teeth in first, bodach.

You might be losing yours if you’re not careful

It's not a common climbing injury so I'll be just grand. Oh and remember to use that stuff that sticks them in this time. We don't want a recurrence of the sneezing them across the room again do we? Or do I need to speak to your carer...

That wasn't a sneeze. I slung them at your bean head

No, definitely a sneeze. Your noodle arms couldn't throw them any distance at all.

For only like the 8th time in my life, I'm considering punching a child

You've only a couple of months to wait and you can have a square go with an adult.

I'll even have an ambulance on standby for you, bodach.