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  1. #201
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    Quote Originally Posted by twinkle toez View Post
    Probably I am meant to be

    there's a lid for every pot twinkle toez

  2. #202
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    I am hideously ugly and have a passionate dislike of people. Strangely this does not tend to make you popular with ladies (or anyone for that matter).

  3. #203
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    I'm single because I seem to enjoy tranquility
    I like things my way
    Đσσɗɭeʐ

  4. #204
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    Most people don't earn in excess of 100k per year.


    Bee's list of catchphrases. Private message me if one works on you.


  5. #205
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    Because I am a 20 year old monster who can scare guys away with my sarcasm

  6. #206
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    ​...and a massive b!tch (:

  7. #207
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    haven't found my taco belle

  8. #208
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shady. View Post

    ​...and a massive b!tch (:
    Well sometimes it's not what you are, it is about the level of persistence one needs to get to find love. Shy people lose out all the time, whereas those who have nothing to lose act desperate. Methinks it is somewhere in between is the way to go.

    Quote Originally Posted by Minz View Post
    Because I am a 20 year old monster who can scare guys away with my sarcasm
    Aw, I love sarcasm...


    Quote Originally Posted by Dyke View Post
    haven't found my taco belle
    Aw, if you haven't found your taco belle you have this option:

    Become a nun
    How much nuffin did a dindu do if a dindu dindu nuffin?

  9. #209
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    Cause I'm not ready to mingle.


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  10. #210
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    Don't wanna ask for permission to be able to do anything

    Simples




    I STILL don't do woo woos
    Ố_ỏ TǿsspǿT ỏ_Ố


  11. #211
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    So wait..none of you are single because youre on here being a total ****ing hoser? Good on you..god...really did **** you over. You're special...no, really - you are. I know I am.

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    I was married young and evidently I need to sow much Oats
    so I had a 2 year old a four year old and a six year old give or take a few months
    I was busy being a mom and a dad at the same time had issues that just could not be ignored.
    so I put my focus on my kids . I was really strong back then
    My middle son at 12 was 6ft. 6 or seven inches lol I am 5'5 .
    and I also had a spiritual world and a man in that way no I could not find a guy I was intertested to talk to
    Đσσɗɭeʐ

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    Why am I single? Here are my flaws:

    - I am ginger -10pts
    - I am tall + 5pts
    - I am ugly -10pts
    - I smell of bacon -10pts
    - I talk like Sylvelster Stallone -10pts
    - My vocal pitch is like that of Bill Nye +5pts
    - I am fat -10pts
    - I am "in-between" jobs -10pts
    - I stare at people -10pts
    - I lack much of a lower jaw, so I look like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead -10pts
    - I am a hunch-back -10pts
    - My skills are computer programmer -10pts
    - My personality is like "a damp rag" -10pts

    That is -100 out of a possible 100 in the perfection scale. Therefore that is why I am single.
    How much nuffin did a dindu do if a dindu dindu nuffin?

  14. #214
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    Because I'm unattractive in every aspect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Itz Unknown View Post
    I never heard of this?? :/ The chat will not be the same without your typical smartass remarks!

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    i was engaged a year and half ago and the we broke up and that was the second serious relationship, so i thought i have to wait till thirty to start a new serious relationship which is not necessary to depend on love or if i found a real love before thirty it may cancel all plans

  16. #216

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    I was single until I was married. But now I'm happy with my dear wife.

  17. #217

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    I am single bcz i can make feel happy myself

  18. #218

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    Hello, I am single by choice at this point. I used to date 3 to 4 girls at a time. Until I MET one that I keep perusing. You may be self proclaimed mean. That you can change. The girl I am courting when I first met her was as well. Due too 2 failed marriages. That I could see plain as day. Now not so much. She is a good quality girl. Enough so that a year a go I gave her a present that she still looks on and smiles. The right guy will convert you from, bi***. There is a lot more too you than that. Everyone has a redeeming value(s).

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    Here's some advice, ugly guys insecure girls love. Go find one ask her out. And not online. Those girls like a backbone. Show confidence! It'll do you well ,shock value! Best way!

  20. #220
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    I must want to be single I assume
    Đσσɗɭeʐ

 

 
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