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    1st lady - why did u hit my son
    2st lady - he called me fat
    1st lady - so by slapping him u think ull lose weight

    Now this looks like a job for me,so everybody just follow me,coz we need a little controversy,coz it feels so empty without me

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    that's not funny


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    Quote Originally Posted by iamcupcake View Post
    that's not funny
    ​thankfully it made me laugh,and thats all wat i needed
    Now this looks like a job for me,so everybody just follow me,coz we need a little controversy,coz it feels so empty without me

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    Quote Originally Posted by liveliketony View Post
    ​thankfully it made me laugh,and thats all wat i needed



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    A piece of tarmac walks into a bar, and gets talking to the barman... The barman asks "who are you?" the piece of tarmac says, oh I'm from the A1, no one messes with me, I'm tough, I'm strong, trucks etc... always going over me.

    A second piece of tarmac walks into the bar, the piece from the A1 goes quiet, the barman asks, who are you? The piece of tarmac says, "I'm from the M1, this peasant is nothing, I'm the real deal, constantly used, 24/7, accidents on me all the time, I'm the tough boots around here...

    A Red piece of tarmac walks into the bar, everyone stops and is silent, the barman says, "you two have gone quiet since he came in, the piece from the M1 and A1 said, "you don't wanna mess with him, he's a cycle path"

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    Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
    "Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.
    "To make myself beautiful," said his mother.
    A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
    "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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    Dear Deirdre.....
    I'm 18 years old and pregnant with my boyfriend,he is married with 3 kids,he is a drug dealer,carries a gun and is just out of prison..
    How do i tell my parents he supports Glasgow Rangers ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zico View Post
    Dear Deirdre.....
    I'm 18 years old and pregnant with my boyfriend,he is married with 3 kids,he is a drug dealer,carries a gun and is just out of prison..
    How do i tell my parents he supports Glasgow Rangers ?
    If your parents love you they will accept you either. In everything else you will always help a professional lawyer. Modern lawyers as a member of the family and always help in difficult life situations. All incidents are solved if they are within the law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liveliketony View Post
    1st lady - why did u hit my son
    2st lady - he called me fat
    1st lady - so by slapping him u think ull lose weight

    I found it funny...
    Tell you something...God forbid from this people trying to stop us having fun or telling jokes...or labeling us like whatever...

    They want us to be obedient to the new world order by making up new rules and norm of social behaviour.
    You can't even say to e chick that you find attractive that you want to **** her. They will accuse you of sexual harassment....

    How will new generations communicate and express their feelings if they label them?
    This is nonsense...

    Hell yeah If I fell that I should say something I will do it. That's freedom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baclavio View Post
    You can't even say to e chick that you find attractive that you want to **** her. They will accuse you of sexual harassment....
    I don't consider saying to a girl she's pretty or attractive is harassment. I turn shy when someone says it to me, but I take no offense of it. I seriously don't think you go up to girls saying you want to (blank) them... Do you? Not sure what word you're trying to use that didn't print. I'm guessing it is that 4 letter one. My apologies if I'm wrong and maybe the word is "Date" IDK


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    Quote Originally Posted by Magdalina View Post
    I don't consider saying to a girl she's pretty or attractive is harassment. I turn shy when someone says it to me, but I take no offense of it. I seriously don't think you go up to girls saying you want to (blank) them... Do you? Not sure what word you're trying to use that didn't print. I'm guessing it is that 4 letter one. My apologies if I'm wrong and maybe the word is "Date" IDK
    Yeah, I do...but not like that...I go to them saying like"
    "You look like a garbage, I want to take you out"

    or

    "'I don't wanna make love with you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baclavio View Post
    Yeah, I do...but not like that...I go to them saying like"
    "You look like a garbage, I want to take you out"

    or

    "'I don't wanna make love with you"

    Hmmm bad pickup lines:
    "Do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knew falling over you!"
    "Go ahead and feel my new jacket. It is made of Girlfriend material!"
    "Well hello, is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection!"


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    pick up or delivery...doesn't matter at all...

    What I wanted to point with all this labelling and restrictions is what some people are trying to change the way we normally suppose to act when we see attractive *****.
    My advice to all interested in getting a good ***** is to always say what's on your mind and what you feel about her to her.

    Never mind the bad comments about it all...
    Anyway, It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you're not.

 

 

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