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    1) Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

    2) I just watched a documentary about Beavers. It was the best damn show I've ever seen.

    3) Do not start reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down afterwards.

    4) Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

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    A new cemetery is opening up. Apparently people are dying to get in...

    Yep, I went there ha ha ha

    Edit: Reply from a friend after I sent it to him: "Yeah I hear its being put in the dead centre of town"

    LOL!! Great stand up material right there...
    Last edited by Toretto; 10-11-2018 at 08:56 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toretto View Post
    A new cemetery is opening up. Apparently people are dying to get in...

    Yep, I went there ha ha ha

    Edit: Reply from a friend after I sent it to him: "Yeah I hear its being put in the dead centre of town"

    LOL!! Great stand up material right there...

    Ha Ha Ha Funny!

    Two young children chatting while sitting on a swing:
    Child One: "My Papa is very important, he is the boss of his company with 100 people UNDER him."
    Child Two: "Oh yeah?! My Papa is more important with over a 2000 people UNDER him."
    Child One: "Is he the boss too?"
    Child Two: "No silly, he is the Caretaker of the cemetery down the road!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Magdalina View Post
    Ha Ha Ha Funny!

    Two young children chatting while sitting on a swing:
    Child One: "My Papa is very important, he is the boss of his company with 100 people UNDER him."
    Child Two: "Oh yeah?! My Papa is more important with over a 2000 people UNDER him."
    Child One: "Is he the boss too?"
    Child Two: "No silly, he is the Caretaker of the cemetery down the road!"
    ha ha. yep that's a goodin too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snacker View Post

    All your posts and not one single word! Not certain if this is idiocy or pure genius... Still, I laughed at each of them!


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    Hhahaah funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by loveeejoy View Post
    I just want you to check it out and if interested, you can make your own money working only per a hour online...

    I just want you to check it out and if interested, you can make your own money working only per a hour online...
    Ha ha ha ha ha... This was such a hilarious joke! So funny you had to type it twice.
    Now for the punch line: SPAM!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Toretto View Post
    A new cemetery is opening up. Apparently people are dying to get in...

    Yep, I went there ha ha ha

    Edit: Reply from a friend after I sent it to him: "Yeah I hear its being put in the dead centre of town"

    LOL!! Great stand up material right there...
    nice one loved it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toretto View Post
    ha ha. yep that's a goodin too!
    lol good one

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    What do you call a self centered southern fish.... Sailfish.

 

 

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