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    Default I love my friend Steve.

    Steve is a good guy. He is only blowing smoke up your ass. Me and Steve are all good. Steve just went temporary mad in the head he's like the son I always wanted. Steve said to Don Jr I don't care if your gay just don't flirt with me. I went on a tweeting storm, Steve temporary broke my heart, Don Jr and the jew son in law it was treason I tell you treason. Lock them up. As long as I've Steve America is safe. Right now back to being bs president and making America sh*t again. This white house shack is grumbling down. They don't build them like I do. I'm gonna flick through the comics now. And pretend I'm listening to the security briefings. Zzzzzzzzzzzz who cares if we're nuked. I'll go for a spot of golf for 3 or 4 days maybe. Oh but what about the cartoons. My mind can't keep up comics, golf , cartoons erhh. Maybe the wife can do a spot of nude modeling make a few bucks, but as long as I've my friend Steve I'm ok.

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    Micheal wolff's book is released today it's a great read Btw. Sloppy Steve my good pal thinks my gay son Don Jr will crack like an egg i tend to agree.
    Don Jr will probably take a plea agreement and send his old dad to prison. Don Jr your old pop is to old for prison. Don Jr son you'll have to take the rap son. Sure prison be like a holiday for you Don Jr son your used to taking it up the butt. Don Jr son you may as well take my jew son in law to prison too he's laundering money through the banks. And I can marry of his wife. Soon to be exwife. Sloppy Steve was right my daughter is dumb as a brick. I love Steve like the son I never had. Where did I put my comics I was looking at when the joint chief's were give me my security briefing. I'll send mike pence to the store to get me new comics. I only eat Mcdonalds as I'm afraid the white house staff will poison me. Mcdonalds toy promotions with the meals aren't what they used to be. Wonder if woods is available for a round of golf on Sunday. Am crazy busy with promoting my trump businesses as American president. Busy busy busy. Hard old life.
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    Micheal wolff will be thanking me forever I'm getting his book record sales. I'm a genius. They will refer to me as the genius Trump president in years to come. My iq is the biggest. Even bigger than Donald ducks iq. We will build that wall we will build it 3 feet tall along the southern border that'll keep those pesky foreigners out. I've been so busy making America s**t again. Between my golfing and the 25 diet cokes a day. And I love Sloppy Steve he's the best. Playboys old age pensioners edition called to ask the wife to do nude centerfold. She'll blind those who see her nude the vision of horror will send their readers blind. Don Jr and my daughter got in a fight. She said he took a plea deal that'll send the jew son in law to prison. I'm going for a poop and vice pestilent pence can lick my butt clean.

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    Glad to see I've helped Micheal wolffs book to number 1 best seller. I lit a fire at top Trump tower to send smoke signals to our native American friends. To update them on the south Dakota oil pipeline. Sloppy Steve says he talked some silly stuff and he's sorry. No bother Sloppy Steve. (Wonders if I've fire insurance on Trump tower) it'll be a bit of work for the people to fix it up again. So no bother anyway. It'll keep unemployment down. Don Jr must be firing blanks. That adoption meeting at Trump tower June 2016 about adopting Russian kids. Don Jr must want adopt one. As he's firing blanks. His wife wants kids.

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    You need help, pal. Serious help.

    If I upset you don't stress never forget
    That God isn't finished with me yet
    I feel his hand on my brain
    When I write rhymes I go blind and let the Lord do his thing



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    Last night i was bit tired at college Match. You'd think nobody ever forgot their national anthem I was tired man. The GOP are questioning my intelligence. Like Paul Ryan is smart! give me a break. He's over a party of looneys. Mueller wants look over some of my finances very good of him to do my accountancy, Sloppy Steve lying again Steve said meullers a prosecutor. That Steve. And apparantlly mueller wants interview me. He must want interview me for a job. Does mueller not know I've the most important job in the world. America's part time president. I need to get back to work making America **** again.

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    Randy Rainbow desperate cheeto ) donald trump vrrsion) made this great song cheering my great presidency of making America **** again. Randy Rainbow made this great song in honour of America's greatest ever president. Please go listen to it its great.

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    Just had an open session meeting with the democratic party and GOP. And I'm such a genius because every proposal both party made I agreed with. So any proposal both parties bring to me I'll sign. Then I can't be wrong. Wow I'm a genius. I'll soon build my 3 high foot wall against the whole Mexican border. That'll keep those pesky foreigners out for sure. My genius knows no bounds. Sloppy Steve got fired I see from that radio station. Sloppy Steve bruv it be ok.

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    I and the GOP applaud Diane Feinstein in releasing the Russia documents. We seek the truth. The truth will come out. It's disgrace people try covering things up. You would never see Donald j Grump doing such a thing.

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    I made a joke that Obama moved the embassy in London from Mayfair lol u guys took me seriously of course I knew it was Bush who moved it. You guys taken me serious again. I'm not cutting the ribbon to that embassy my wax figure with remote control hand will do it. I'm to busty making America s**t again. So I make a few racist jokes about African countries calling them s***h***s and the Un goes into melt down at me it's my way of being brotherly with Africans they know my style. Get me.

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    Myself the wife Paul Ryan and his wife, Mike Pence and his wife and Mike Crapo and his wife. We are gonna a swingers party. Wonder which wife i'll get when I pick a set of car keys.

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    So I made a small joke about African countries. Them guys need learn some humour. And I just wanted Norwegian people to come because they're experts in dealing with clearing snow. And we are experiencing record cold snap with bad snow conditions. So I wanted Norwegians to visit and clear our snow.

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    Someone last night projected the words. **** HOLE. on my trump hotel in Washington DC how right they're it's a tip. White House is worse. I'll need get team trump to renovate the white house. The dreamers will be gone soon. Saving America tax $. Been playing golf over the weekend at my place in Florida this presidential works killing me making America **** again.

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    Chuck Hagel your names chuck and Donald doesn't give a f***. I'm not racist. least racist guy ever. I just talk like the guy in the pub. Don't be offended. People call me ugly ginger that's so racist. Even though my hair has a life of its own. My health check went great. That's all them great Mcdonalds fries, burgers Damn great yummy. Keeps my health tip top shape. Good news for the dreamers dreaming of going home. I'm gonna grant your wish.

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    This looks like the work of souless ginger.

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    What a weekend. My tireless work trying to make America sh*t again. I postponed my golf weekend in Florida to try and stop the shutdown. You see what I do for you America. My hard work as part time president and full time bull shi**er and sh*t tweeter my endless work for you America, I asked b*tch McConnell to stop the shutdown he f**ked it up. I should have let C*ck Schumer do it his way. Paul Ryan was trying get it on with Don Jr last night. I think Ryans trying get news out of Don Jr for that special prosecutor. At least I can rely on Sloppy Steve. Mike Pence is in Israel to be the Israelie pms b*tch for the night. At least the elected people get paid when there's a shutdown. American's who are off cause of the shutdown. I know you're glad i got you some days off. Thanks again. Back now to making America sh*t again.

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    These Chinese people telling everyone that climate change is real what the f***! Only reason they're doing that is to flog us all their crap solar panels. I put an end to that crap I slapped a huge import tax levy on Chinese solar panels. I did same on their washing machines. American jobs for American workers, buy American. Even though by doing what I did the washing machines and solar panels will be twice the price now for American shoppers. Build in America means more overheads for their businesses. American's won't mind paying twice as much god im great. Making America sh*t again is hard work. I see old Meuller wants meet me he must want discuss his golf game or he's trying get a cheap membership at my Florida crib. Maybe he wants date my ex bit on the side Stormy Daniels. Back to making America sh*t again.

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    I'm currently in Davos lecturing these world leaders how to make more money. They haven't a clue. Protectionism is the way to go. America 1st. I'm making America sh*t again. I'm meeting Theresa April, May, June, July, in Davos. Then later the Israelie PM to ask him how his night doing mike pence up the butt went. Now back to making America sh*t again.

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    This was a great read. Pay no attention to big chief and black neighbor. They show no appreciation for the dedication you've put into your artful ****posts. Keep up the good work.

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    did I just see you in general chat ?
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