A Ghost Walks Into A Bar

Three Vampires walk into a bar.
The first Vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood, please.”
The second Vampire says, “I’ll have one pint as well, please.”
The third Vampire says, “I’ll opt for a pint of plasma, please.”
The bartender says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and a blood lite?”
 
“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
 
Magdalina said:
Three Vampires walk into a bar.
The first Vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood, please.”
The second Vampire says, “I’ll have one pint as well, please.”
The third Vampire says, “I’ll opt for a pint of plasma, please.”
The bartender says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and a blood lite?”
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender says to the rabbit, "what'll you have?" The rabbit says, "Nothing for me, thanks - I'm only here because of auto-correct"
 
A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.
The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here." The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."
 
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