Blame the dog.

Mrs Man

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@Akrta goes to her boyfriend @ryrytime parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

She is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend @ryrytime father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at her feet, and said in a rather stern voice, @Creed101

@Akrta thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “Dammit, @Creed101

Once again @Akrta smiled and thought, “Yes!”

A few minutes later @Akrta had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “Dammit, @Creed101 , get away from her before she shits on you!”
 
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