A story/game. Continue it in any way you want to
Chapter 1
Once upon a time in a remote part of @NorCal , shortly after the @Pandemic and using so much @Soapie that their skin was dry, a couple were spending the night together at home.
Just as they were about to eat, the phone started ringing. Mr answered it and said "Hello, @IamDave ". He pulled the phone away from his ear and whispered to his wife, "It's an @Irish_lady shouting at me but I don't know what she wants because I @Dindu Nuffin " He promptly hung up the phone and sat down to dinner. Unfortunately the phone call stalled the cooking so they ended up with @! Burnt Pizza which, of course, is difficult for anyone to stomach.
They ditched the pizza and tucked into their favourite dessert of @Apple Pie and he handed her a single @purplerose "It's beautiful", she said, as the light dazzled in her eyes.
They soon went to bed and, as Dave tentatively lay next to his wife, listening to the @Chopper flying overhead and looking up through the skylight at the @SerenityMoon , it became clear what he wanted. Mrs recoiled "I don't want to be an @Absolut Bitch to you honey but I'm @AlwaysWatching so don't come near me with your @Bigwormy unless you've got a @Johnny . I'm not ready to have a @Baby Universal just yet".
He looked surprised and said, "I'm an @ANGELONEARTH . No such thoughts ever entered my mind", as he pulled away and lay on his own side of the bed. He lay thinking for a while and then said "I have a confession. I am not Dave. I am the @Realxavier "
She looked over at him with a surprised look in her eyes and as she reached for a single @purplerose that lay at the side of the bed said "I have a confession too honey. I @LoveGary "
Chapter 1
Once upon a time in a remote part of @NorCal , shortly after the @Pandemic and using so much @Soapie that their skin was dry, a couple were spending the night together at home.
Just as they were about to eat, the phone started ringing. Mr answered it and said "Hello, @IamDave ". He pulled the phone away from his ear and whispered to his wife, "It's an @Irish_lady shouting at me but I don't know what she wants because I @Dindu Nuffin " He promptly hung up the phone and sat down to dinner. Unfortunately the phone call stalled the cooking so they ended up with @! Burnt Pizza which, of course, is difficult for anyone to stomach.
They ditched the pizza and tucked into their favourite dessert of @Apple Pie and he handed her a single @purplerose "It's beautiful", she said, as the light dazzled in her eyes.
They soon went to bed and, as Dave tentatively lay next to his wife, listening to the @Chopper flying overhead and looking up through the skylight at the @SerenityMoon , it became clear what he wanted. Mrs recoiled "I don't want to be an @Absolut Bitch to you honey but I'm @AlwaysWatching so don't come near me with your @Bigwormy unless you've got a @Johnny . I'm not ready to have a @Baby Universal just yet".
He looked surprised and said, "I'm an @ANGELONEARTH . No such thoughts ever entered my mind", as he pulled away and lay on his own side of the bed. He lay thinking for a while and then said "I have a confession. I am not Dave. I am the @Realxavier "
She looked over at him with a surprised look in her eyes and as she reached for a single @purplerose that lay at the side of the bed said "I have a confession too honey. I @LoveGary "
