.Emojis are trying to steal my bestfriend.

started out innocently enough.

A wink, a nod, a hug. A cute little puppy dog dancing Gangham style.

Oh they're clever, aren't they? Sweet little yellow-faced bastards playing on the sensitivities of unsuspecting internet playground people, but they aren't fooling me!

You think I don't see the way you look at her? The way you shamelessly flaunt your dancing banana in her face under the guise of " Peanut butter jelly time?"

And now, you've got her doing it too, you flirty face-palming phony! You Smiley-faced snake in the grass! It's time to fight flirty with fire, you backdoor bighugging backstabber!

Just wait until I find Mrs. Emoji and expose what you've been doing between those :: of yours!
 
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