Bampot 2.0
Gold Member
Now listen I am Bampot and I will behave like one
Shall We:
(P.S if anyone becomes affended by the below Tough Titties)
So you know with these forums being at the cemetery and with loose women running around like the ONE and only Madame P in particular, it was thought to have a little open "tell all" to every each Room Admin and my thoughts of them - the adult rooms will have one response. Ain't got all day.
Far out man 19 rooms, that's so much Bampoting to do.
The Rothchilds: @Administrator @Chatmaster
Yeah you two ain't off the hook lovelies but sadly I haven't got much to say, oh well, except fer that one time when I saw Admin - oh the muscles on the fella - it was quite a sight - CM, hope you're the cousin. I have conversion tools and some spare wigs - please no ban me I good boy.
The Three Stooges: @TheDifference @foreverman @Lisblanc
Listen lovies, I don't know you's three from Adam, so I'll see ya. Except fer BlankChequeLis - oh wotta woman.
@NorCal
Don't know ya son but you are certainly Norty and Calculating so I've heard.
@Ness_eb
Messy Nessy how you doin' son? Messing about in ya 18+ room looking fer the right gal ain't ya? Well what can be said about this Messy one? Well he ain't gay, so I got no chance, but aside from that his a good and smelly fella - seeya's in Video Chat lovely, me name will be "GoodCatchF" fer yer future convinence and my future enjoyment.
@xStoned
Well, well, well, if it isn't the Stoner, naw but seriously more than half the day every day this man is just loopy. Shame. And yet I love him to bits.
@Lex Luthor
Now I always thort this user was a sausage but naw, it's a woman and may I add a very breath taking, hot and warm woman - but not a loose one!
@Inkandtatts
Oh here we go, it's the "ever so carefull, ever so mindful one", you have to admire his qualities though, their quite grandiose to say the least, and I saw him too once - a tattoo has been erected in me brain after that viewing - was all free too, wotta a generous sod.
@H.R. PufnStuf
Well I can't say much about this one coz if I do the Italian Mafia will come out but naw, naw, the poor sausage is a delicate one it must be said, he likes his liquor and guzzles it down like a cammel but his gut is strong so he'll be right sherillian. In other commentary, I do feel pity that he had to resign his "Sam-Wise" persona, I had fun being Samantha-Wise - then again because of HR's drinking too much, I took all his money and left while he was drunk one day. Sorry hun, you'll see me on Jerry Springer - be prepared, the baby's yours!!
P.S - Teen Chat, Kids Chat, VGC, and Sports are off the hook - except fer Greedy-Creed hehehehe - that'll be in PM
. @Simply Karina
Now listeen, Ladies and Gents, Bampot is silent on this one but only cuz I am so enarmoured - Hiya Toots.
@flame_song
I really do not know if this one is a man or female but in any case, you were on the list lol so couldn't very well let you off the hook naught when I haven't let the Rothchilds off the hook.
@Coyo
Now this specimen is somefink. His thin as a rake and has terribal bed side manners - but in any case his still a full figured male with vital tools (or tool) - Onya mate, yeah, might come up for a barbie one day aye with the boys and get some shiela's - yeah.
@TheLeigh
Oh, naw, steer away from this lady coz I am tellin you lot once you experiance their magic touch, oh it's like a spell's been cast on ya, no joke - And them big whips - don't get on her bad side, she'll show ya - Big Boss Leigh - One and Only.
@JenRock
I mean we won't mention wot chat this one manages but chya know Forum Members and Spies, I nearly had a heart attack entering her room the other day, nearly lost me bits - the users in that chat were at it like chickens, OH wotta scene, I wonder if the Rothchilds - Admin and CM - visit often? Eh? - And that Angelsissy, his still so difficalt to catch - Jenny from the block? I don't see why not!
Sincerely,
Bampot,
#1 Chat Avenue's One and Only Bampot.
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Ciao-Bun-Bino
