Lets Play Doctor!

[SerenityMoon]

Assume you are the Doctor for the Patient that posted directly above you. Diagnose their condition and suggest treatment. It doesn't have to be an actual ailment, It could be anything from suffering from being over friendly or too pretty. Use your imagination, and remember at the end of the day we're all friends.

 

[astroraiken]

lol i read the title in a weird way

 

[SerenityMoon]

lol i read the title in a weird way

@astroraiken You suffer from a common ailment Naughty Naughty Syndrome. Consume a pint of scotch , a 5th of tequila, repeat as needed till you pass out. Call me in the morning.

 

[Fluffy Wuffy]

@astroraiken You suffer from a common ailment Naughty Naughty Syndrome. Consume a pint of scotch , a 5th of tequila, repeat as needed till you pass out. Call me in the morning.

You clearly suffer from Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD) as well as chronic severe Encopresis.

For Encopresis, invest heavily in diapers, and for BDD seek out local counseling.

 

[SerenityMoon]

You clearly suffer from Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD) as well as chronic severe Encopresis.

For Encopresis, invest heavily in diapers, and for BDD seek out local counseling.

You seem to be showing symptoms of nounoverindulgence. Remove all mirrors and reflective surfaces from your home and look at the world around you.

 

[DontCostYaNuffin]

You suffer from functional neurological disorder and Tourette’s syndrome. I suggest deep brain stimulation.

Here you go: https://translationalneurodegeneration.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s40035-020-0183-7

 

[SerenityMoon]

You suffer from functional neurological disorder and Tourette’s syndrome. I suggest deep brain stimulation.

Here you go: https://translationalneurodegeneration.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s40035-020-0183-7

Yes that is correct but not the point of the thread.

You suffer from CBS. Child Beard Syndrome. I suggest beard oil and vitamins.

 

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[SerenityMoon]

And these, are adults. No wonder the self unalive rate of teachers are so high.

 

[!tulsa!]

Is this a roast thread?

 

[SerenityMoon]

Is this a roast thread?

the OP explains it.

 

[!tulsa!]

The person above me suffers from troll-a-trollitus. Horrible disease in which the mere sight of a troll causes horrible bouts of proper grammar and wit to be spewed forth.

 

[!tulsa!]

For treatment. I would suggest long days in the sun and lack of contact with the majority of the internet. Or. Let loose and word vomit all over these trolls. They deserve it.

 

[SerenityMoon]

@!tulsa! suffers from Toys R Usidas. A mental condition where the person doesn't want to grow up. Treatment: Head towards the second star to the right, and straight on till morning.

 

[abiiiii]

@!tulsa! suffers from Toys R Usidas. A mental condition where the person doesn't want to grow up. Treatment: Head towards the second star to the right, and straight on till morning.

@SerenityMoon has a rare form of a disease know as GhostToes,to treat,stop using ur toes to type on ur phone,and invest in sunglasses to decrease ur chance of the disease spreading,causing a sister-disease called DemonJoints.