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I low key want to put on some black robes one night and try a resurrection.
 
I would, but I imagine my sulking and constant mention of "this is bullshit" would be a bit of a buzz kill
I wanted to be a witch so bad when I was a kid. we had some woods behind the house and I’d go out there and butcher these Latin spells I’d print at the school library.

One day I got bit by a snake on my ankle so never went back and my witch days were over 😔
 
...id be more worried about your school days being over. We're they not the slightest bit suspicious why you were printing latin "spells" 😂
 
They were too busy chapping my ass about using proxy’s to get past the firewalls to get on MySpace.
 
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