Post your best roasts and insults

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These are equal and apply just the same.

It is a shame that your vagina is bigger than your girlfriend's.

It is a shame that your girlfriend has a bigger set of Dong and Balls than you.

It is a shame your girlfriend has to protect you.

Your girlfriend owns a motorcycle, which means you have to sit on the bitch seat behind her; because you are her bitch.

My bad, these are not really roasts, just the truth.
 
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A fancy way of saying "I have to reapply for welfare but my mom has to fill out the recertification and handles my mail so I just found out"
 
time to learn vietnamese curse words

ngu vãi = calling them big a**hole
đụ má = f*ck
địt mẹ mày = calling them motherf*cker

u mite see it shortened to đm or ĐM in texts or social media places. the 3rd one is lots more rude.

⚠️ careful if u try to use this u mite get laughed at if u say it wrong cos its very tonal and u got to get it rite
 
you beat me all the time bro it is insane how awesome you are.

mean while i have all these boba fett tears to drink, an entire fridge filled to the brim. it is really not fair of me to keep collecting your tears. I should stop.
 
i'll give u guys just a lil' taste;

ur so pathetic i bet no one was willing to drugs with u in high school
 
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