Scientific Joke
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May God have mercy on your soul for how terrible that joke was 🤣
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
Why did the Germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide!
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To get to the other slide!
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@hardcore was taken ya gonna really love this joke.
hardcore was taken
Gold Member
I take it you didn't like the joke? No need for the false accusations of pedophilia or the hostility.
Chat-Ave-Sucks
Silver Member
It’s Grape Nuts, for the elderly, my dude.
Suki2
New Member
The sex life of an electrician
One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to seek out a little coil so he could discharge.
He picked up Milli Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, around the Sine Waves, and stopped in the Magnetic Field by the flowing current.
Micro Farad, attracted by Milli Amps characteristic curves, soon had her fully charged and excited her resistance to minimum. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency and lowered her reluctance. He pulled out his voltage probe and inserted it in her socket, connected them in parallel and began short circuiting her resistance shunt. Fully excited, Milli Amp mumbled "Ohm, ohm, ohm..." With his tube operating at maximum, their field vibrating with his current flow caused her shunts to overheat and Micro Farad was rapidly discharged and drained of every electron.
They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost all fo its field strength. Afterwards Milli Amp tried self induction and damaged her solenoids. With this he was unable to excite his field, so they spent the rest of the night reversing polarity and blowing each others fuses.
One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to seek out a little coil so he could discharge.
He picked up Milli Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, around the Sine Waves, and stopped in the Magnetic Field by the flowing current.
Micro Farad, attracted by Milli Amps characteristic curves, soon had her fully charged and excited her resistance to minimum. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency and lowered her reluctance. He pulled out his voltage probe and inserted it in her socket, connected them in parallel and began short circuiting her resistance shunt. Fully excited, Milli Amp mumbled "Ohm, ohm, ohm..." With his tube operating at maximum, their field vibrating with his current flow caused her shunts to overheat and Micro Farad was rapidly discharged and drained of every electron.
They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost all fo its field strength. Afterwards Milli Amp tried self induction and damaged her solenoids. With this he was unable to excite his field, so they spent the rest of the night reversing polarity and blowing each others fuses.