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@SanDruh returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. She goes to see her Doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests. She wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by her bed rings. "This is Dr. @Screem We`ve had the results back from your tests and we`ve found you have an extremely nasty STD called G.A.S.H. It`s a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!" "Oh my gosh," cried @SanDruh ,"What are you going to do, doctor?" "Well we`re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread."
"Will that cure me???" asked the @SanDruh
Dr. @Screem replied "Well no, but... it`s the only food we can get under the door."
"Will that cure me???" asked the @SanDruh
Dr. @Screem replied "Well no, but... it`s the only food we can get under the door."