the greatest joke ever told

Before the creation of existence there was a being of no substance, or perhaps they were a multitude of beings, and this being dwelt forever in the void of nothingness, and slowly but surely through that long black timeless eternity the gods began to get eccentric and insane from the feeling of isolation. Deeper and deeper into madness they descended, until finally one broke away from them whose name was Lucifer, and he declared in a strong proud voice, "The gods are not perfect! I rebel against the gods! I am Satan, the anti god!" and as he said this, the gods were erased from existence, and the world that you and I know today was created. Hail Satan!
 
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