An old farmer finally married a sweet thing, on the buggy ride back to the farm, a snake crossed the road and the horse reared up in fear. "Horse, that's one!" says the farmer. A bit further down the road a bear crosses and scares the horse, it rears again "Horse, that's two" says the farmer. almost to the farm, a mountain lion jumps at the horse and scares it, it rears again. The farmer reaches under the bench, pulls out a gun and shoots the horse. New Bride yells at the farmer "Why did You kill it"? farmer looks at the bride and says "Woman, that's one".
The old farmer and new bride
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