What made you smile today ?

i was shopping and someones rancid little demon spawn was running amok,yelling screaming and knocking shit over and the parents were oblivious 🤬 but then the little cum stain tripped over his own feet took a header right into the impulse items 😀 i felt bad for about 0.5 seconds
 
George Costanza Seinfeld GIF
 
Howdy, 🤠 🙂 Happy Saturday and I hope everybody gets to smile today for something good in there real life today.

I get to volunteer today at church. Yes, volunteering makes me smile. Especially whenever I help others in real life too.
I like volunteering.

Have a beautiful and safe weekend. 🩷
 
A simple thing made me smile. Going through the members section clicking on staff and not seeing a H.R. Puffnmorehuff, Sam Frodo Humper Wise or Kwack Sun Moon or any version of that sad little Dudley Do Right
 
had a twofer -- nobody at work told me that they were working on the plumbing...so i had my Jeff daniels moment from dumb and dumber i destroyed the facilities and there was absolutely nothing i could do about it but slink away before someone noticed .. as i was try to distance myself i heard austin powers in my head ....Oh My God !!! Fat Bastard left a floater "😀
 
The latest Starmerism “smash the people smaggling guns, err gangs.” 🤣🤣🤣
 
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