WHY ARE YOU GAY?

[CynicalOne]

I'm gay and straight. I want the variety.

I hope you people spread the gayness in this thread. It needs the gayness. The gayer, the better.

I follow the religion called gayism. It's where you worship the gays and their glorious sausages.

 

[19twinkbottom]

I'm gay and straight. I want the variety.

I hope you people spread the gayness in this thread. It needs the gayness. The gayer, the better.

I follow the religion called gayism. It's where you worship the gays and their glorious sausages.

And here, I was convinced I was agnostic. Turns out I’m a very pious man, indeed.

 

[CynicalOne]

Preparing that gay meal for you now, my gay lover

A homemade meat lovers pizza will suffice. Gotta make sure it has a lot of meat. Please don't get too shy with the meatiness.

 

[MissMotive]

Im considering be gay. This site is enough to put you off men for life.

 

[19twinkbottom]

A homemade meat lovers pizza will suffice. Gotta make sure it has a lot of meat. Please don't get too shy with the meatiness.

Where are my smelling salts? This post is giving me the vapors.

 

[x18m]

@19twinkbottom don't take it, he's giving you alkyl nitrites just cuz he saw your name

 

[19twinkbottom]

But those’ll make the pizza taste weird.

 

[19twinkbottom]

So you’d kick me out of bed for crumbs?

RUDE.

 

[19twinkbottom]

Nope. The wouldn’t be leaving the bed and the pizza wouldn’t be leaving the box until it’s time for dessert.

How rude is that?

Pretty rude if you’re letting the pizza get cold. That’s a war crime.

 

[CynicalOne]

Are you gay?

I'm gay in the sense of being happy. I'm also gay sexually. I'm all kinds of gay.

 

[CynicalOne]

So much pizza hate in this thread. 🤣

 

[19twinkbottom]

So much pizza hate in this thread. 🤣

In fairness, a pizza in my view is just an open-faced sandwich, and I don’t much care for sandwiches in general.

 

[CynicalOne]

Damn, that looks like Justin Timberlake and Enrique Iglesias kissing each other in that gif. Makes me think of a mashup song with "Hero" and "SexyBack" songs combined.

 

[J007]

Which one is you and which one am I ?

No... ur the carpet bc ppl step on u all the time lolz

 

[Inkandtatts]

No... ur the carpet bc ppl step on u all the time lolz

Carpet burns yeah?

 

[19twinkbottom]

Carpet burns yeah?

Ginchy.

 

[David NY]

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[CynicalOne]

Which one is you and which one am I ?

If it were real life, I would be the one taking the initiative assertively. I would be spreading my wings to get you up on a wall by flying. Then, I would show you what the meaning of passion is.

 

[MissMotive]

 

[CynicalOne]

I'm not just a keeper. I'm a beekeeper. Because I've got the sweet honey you need. I'm also a bee. I'll use my stinger to sting you with lots of excitement. You'll get so excited with that sweet honey that your mind wants more of me. 😏😉🐝🍯