New seeking gf friend

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Wilhelm

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Hello my name is Darwin welcometo my girlfriend application

you MUST:
Be nice!
Be friendly!
Be open!
Be honest!
Able to deal with my crippling depression
Be open to try new things, travel to foreign country's, and try new foods
Be able to talk for long hours on the phone!
Be able to comfort me in times of woe

ADDITIONAL INFO:
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day

I am very nice very funny and very fun
I am slightly crazy
I have drug induced psychosis (early symptoms)
I love all animals and bugs i can't kill a single bug or i feel horrible and i have sometimes cried
I love deer spaghetti
I used to be a labourer for my uncles roofing company i was in charge of clean up receiving incoming materials and organisation of said materials
I was also in charge of heavy lifting and bringing stuff up ladders
I have around 2-3 years experience behind a till and am an excellent people person
I speak loudly, clearly, and honestly i am not one to bottle up my emotions i say it how it is
I love you so much you have no idea
 
Let’s translate some of this.

Wilhelm said:
Be open to try new things
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^ weird kinks

Wilhelm said:
I love all animals
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^ same comment as above

Wilhelm said:
I have around 2-3 years experience behind a till
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^ armed robber

Wilhelm said:
an excellent people person
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^ sleeps around

Wilhelm said:
I love you so much you have no idea
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^ Single White Female vibes

single white female horror GIF by Shudder
 
Wilhelm said:
Hello my name is Darwin welcometo my girlfriend application

you MUST:
Be nice!
Be friendly!
Be open!
Be honest!
Able to deal with my crippling depression
Be open to try new things, travel to foreign country's, and try new foods
Be able to talk for long hours on the phone!
Be able to comfort me in times of woe

ADDITIONAL INFO:
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day

I am very nice very funny and very fun
I am slightly crazy
I have drug induced psychosis (early symptoms)
I love all animals and bugs i can't kill a single bug or i feel horrible and i have sometimes cried
I love deer spaghetti
I used to be a labourer for my uncles roofing company i was in charge of clean up receiving incoming materials and organisation of said materials
I was also in charge of heavy lifting and bringing stuff up ladders
I have around 2-3 years experience behind a till and am an excellent people person
I speak loudly, clearly, and honestly i am not one to bottle up my emotions i say it how it is
I love you so much you have no idea
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this is a forum not a dating site, try a chatroom https://www.chat-avenue.com/
 
Wilhelm said:
Hello my name is Darwin welcometo my girlfriend application

you MUST:
Be nice!
Be friendly!
Be open!
Be honest!
Able to deal with my crippling depression
Be open to try new things, travel to foreign country's, and try new foods
Be able to talk for long hours on the phone!
Be able to comfort me in times of woe

ADDITIONAL INFO:
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day

I am very nice very funny and very fun
I am slightly crazy
I have drug induced psychosis (early symptoms)
I love all animals and bugs i can't kill a single bug or i feel horrible and i have sometimes cried
I love deer spaghetti
I used to be a labourer for my uncles roofing company i was in charge of clean up receiving incoming materials and organisation of said materials
I was also in charge of heavy lifting and bringing stuff up ladders
I have around 2-3 years experience behind a till and am an excellent people person
I speak loudly, clearly, and honestly i am not one to bottle up my emotions i say it how it is
I love you so much you have no idea
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Half and half okay? 😁
 
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