FORTUNE TELLING BY VANESSA

babydolla

babydolla

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⛩️WELCOME TO THE SHRINE OF KAMI-NO-TENSHI-TACHI⛩️

~*kami of angels, lesbians, wasps, fortune, cuteness, cinema, vanity, sass, wealth, fun, & trash*~

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hai, hay, hallo! for those of you who dont know me, since i hardly use the forums... my name is vanessa, in the chats i go by babydolla & i am an angel.

i was born on december 25th, 2000 during a solar eclipse. i am of half japanese descent, & shinto has been practiced by my mother's side of my family for many generations... because of the conditions of my birth, according to old shinto tradition this makes me & like all those born under similar circumstance in shinto legend, a living kami & this is also what makes me an angel.

because of that, my mother took me to japan in the spring after my first birthday. which while there our family priestess bestowed upon me the name amaterasu named for the kami of the sun & is legally my middle or secone name for this reason. for those who aren't well versed with shinto, or japanese culture & beliefs. amaterasu is the house kami of the japanese imperial house & everyone within the imperial bloodline is said to be direct descendants of amaterasu herself. that said, being denominated after amaterasu is a big deal. 😇

~*an angel is a type of lesser-divinity, which is a type of kami*~

so now that you all has a lil' bit of background... today i has decided to set up this cute lil' thread with the purpose of bringing you all into my favor & share my luv by reading everyone's fortune as fortune is one of things i am a kami of.

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before i start reading everyone their fortune, there are some rules i want to lay out for everyone.

1. make sure to clap twice, bow once, & then clap once again before submitting your request.

2. one fortune request per-person at a time, you can request multiple readings but not until i finish reading yours & those who have requested a reading before you.

3. only serious reading requests will be taken, fun or cute or funny ones are fine, but any that are mocking or *trollish* in nature will be totally ignored.

4. pls do not derail the thread, only reply with requests for fortune readings or discussions about your readings.

5. always venerate & provide tribute to your kami in your request or after you've made in any of the accepted forms.

~*i accept tributes & veneration in the form of: coins, compliments, followers, likes, wasps, pictures of cute girls, vomit, & jokes*~

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lets begin, friends 🎎
 
babydolla said:
~*i accept tributes & veneration in the form of: coins, compliments, followers, likes, wasps, pictures of cute girls, vomit, & jokes*~
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Supgad said:
Wait, before I go about clapping and bowing and trusting you to read tea leaves or whatever, you accept tribute in the form of vomit?
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You can't expect everyone to be walking around with pocket wasps, now can you? But one good look at half of these ******** is sure to summon a rather emetic response.
 
She asked for us all to do this Clap, bow, clap. Rotflmbo!
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Asking for a friend.
 
Radiation said:
Well, this looks fun. *claps twice, bows, and claps again*

Oh, kami of fortunes, what is my fortune?
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hai human, your fortune i shall read 😇

during your most desperate hour, on your most sleepless night, when the sky shines the clearest moon... a moment of revelation will present itself, where you will see the truth that there are those among you who wish to see your life in decline. their names i dont know, however you do. but at this moment you will have to choose whether you continue down the path youre on which those will lead you to decline. or you will take it as your moment to cut the sour fruit from your tree of life & be free from the burdens which will ultimately be your downfall.

thank you for your tribute child, i hope this gives you the direction you need. pls follow up with me on results...

LostCause. said:
*claps twice, bows, and claps once again*

One serious reading request please.

#tribute.
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& a serious reading you shall recieve, human 😇

a lost cause no longer, lost for too long, a cause not worth pursuing. around you a natural mystic is flowing, where this brings you i cannot say. the future always looks dim, but on a day not too long from now for you is anything but. time to cherish, no time to lose. & on this day when the horizon turns orange the time will come, & this time will tell its not too late for you. your life will be uprooted, you will think for the worse, but oppurtunity will be there & you will learn it was always for the best.

thank you for your veneration. are expecting anything? i hope my reading guides you to living your best life, child. pls follow up with me in the coming days with results...

Supgad said:
Wait, before I go about clapping and bowing and trusting you to read tea leaves or whatever, you accept tribute in the form of vomit?
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thats right child, vomit... but only the cute kind 💅🏻

LostCause. said:
You can't expect everyone to be walking around with pocket wasps, now can you? But one good look at half of these ******** is sure to summon a rather emetic response.
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wait, am i the only one that carries a wasp around in a jar inside my purse?????

anyways, would you like a reading, child?

Mature50gaytop said:
You have no business saying hello to me if you are not interested in giving me a reading. Please be respectful we are in a shrine. Good nite
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i appreciate you keeping within the means of tradition, but what are you offering in terms of tribute or veneration? i cant give you your fortune, child, without being first properly venerated

Princessa said:
She asked for us all to do this Clap, bow, clap. Rotflmbo!
Simon Cowell Reaction GIF by America's Got Talent's Got Talent
were not worthy waynes world GIF
San Diego Lol GIF by San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance
Asking for a friend.
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of course, that is tradition when visiting a shinto shrine. that is how you gain notice of the kami youre venerating... in this case, me
 
brief disclaimer; the reading your given may not be what you expected. your current fortune can change, your fortune is based on the circumstances of your life & changes wjth those circumstances. your fortune is not a telling of your destined future, but rather what is to come
 
I have been furiously researching “cute vomit” for the past half hour.
 
MissMotive said:
Ahem, y’all aren’t adhering to rule 4.
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i appreciate it babe & ill accept this as veneration & provide you with your fortune soon 😇

Finn2.0 said:
I fucking hate this website
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this is real i promise & not a gimmick

Supgad said:
I have been furiously researching “cute vomit” for the past half hour.
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when you find it, ill read your fortune babe

Finn2.0 said:
Did you watch that video of the two Asian women…?
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that was some pretty cute vomit tbh
 
MissMotive said:
I’m looking forward to it
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okie, here is your fortune babe.

great things are coming to you as you tread down your current path. but you can find yourself leading yourself astray from your path, & as a result, those great things can shift at your expense & become instead horrible. i find it ironic that motive is in your name, because it doesnt reflect you. because its your true lack of motivation that will be what causes you to stray from where you're at now from the great things i see in your fortune. that greatness that turned sour, that triggered from you straying off, becsuse of the lack of motivation will be your downfall.

i hope this fortune gives you what you need to remain on your current path so you can obtain the great things i see. pls follow up with me with your results when you get them that is... good or bad.

remember my disclaimer, & the rule of circumstance within it.

Finn2.0 said:
I never doubted you for a second. The very name “babydolla” just inspires trust and respect. You are the leader we all want but don’t deserve. Carry us unto salvation, Queen.

Indeed. It had the cutest chunks
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lmao luv it.

queen? ill accept that compliment as proper tribute & veneration. would you like your fortune read?
 
Finn2.0 said:
Sure. Do your worst
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okie babe, here is your reading

finn, or is it finished? thats what comes to mind when reading your name. i sadly cant read minds though, so i cant say what it is that youre looking to finish. what i feel & smell in the air as it circulates my nostrils is simple, what needs to be finished must be finished before you can move foward along your path. being hesistant to do so will do you no favors, & bring you no good. all i see is stagnation until you do what must be done. good luck

i hope this brings you a sense of direction that allows you to take the steps you need to finish this so you can too have a more satisfying life. pls follow up with me & your results when they come to fruition

Mature50gaytop said:

Spring Is Here GIF by GIF IT UP
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i really luv these & since theyre so cute ill accept them as proper veneration & tribute. heres your fortune, babe

like your name, luv too matures & eventually withers. all things that join together must eventually seperate to bond together something new & luv is no exception to this universal law; caligula & solve. that said, luv for you is fading but dont fret because when one luv dies a new luv blooms & luv will bloom for you again.

i hope this helps you & guides you into a new phase of luv. when this happens pls follow up with me & your results. be mindful of rhe rule of circumstance
 
Luka said:
can you predict if I’m getting really fkn annoyed at the spelling of luv
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welp that sucks for you. sry luv, im a kami not a psychic 🤷🏼‍♀️

i read fortunes, not minds & fortunes are not predictions they're readings of circumstantial happenings
 
babydolla said:
finn, or is it finished? thats what comes to mind when reading your name. i sadly cant read minds though, so i cant say what it is that youre looking to finish. what i feel & smell in the air as it circulates my nostrils is simple, what needs to be finished must be finished before you can move foward along your path. being hesistant to do so will do you no favors, & bring you no good. all i see is stagnation until you do what must be done. good luck
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So I’m practically perfect in every way? Thanks!
 
@H.R. PufnStuf

like i told you in the chat, im going to give you a complimentary reading of your fortune & here it is 😇

i see in your fortune, making babydolla a mod.

im kidding of course 🤪

babe, your fortune thus far is not only the clearest, but the cloudiest too. its hard to grasp exactly what your path is & make a reading based on its circumstances. from what i can see however is that by remaining on your current path, things will continue as they have beem, but changing course could be for the better if you pick the right path carefully. in the coming couple of months, you will be faced with such a choice. what the nature of that choice is IDK & you will have to decide on whether or not you take the risk to potentially make things better knowing such a deviation can make things worse. or stick with the status quo that is your personal life, knowing that while they may not get worse nothing will get better either.

i know you didnt ask, but pls follow up with me on the results of whatever the choice is that you made. for better, or worse
 
Dindu Nuffin said:
Claps, prays, plays chess, and changed all of Kaliningrads street signs to German just to piss Putin off. What is thy fortune?
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sry im late babe, i was supposed to bestow your fortune yesterday but angel things happen. but now here it is 😇

i see for you, a whole lot of nothing. but nothing isnt bad, life was formed from nothing. accomplishments, goals, & dreams all start from nothing. but nothing is something you shouldnt do, as much as i see nothing if you do nothing you will become nothing. there is someone among you, maybe a friend - relative - or significant other that wishes to drag you into nothing. should you follow, you'll have to begin all over again, & if you dont & remove them from your life everything will proceed as they has. sometimes you have to cut off a finger to save the hand, you are the hand & they are the rotten finger.

i hope this makes sense, & guides you along helping you be aware of those that wish to bring you down with them. no one has, or probablys will but if this comes to fruition pls follow up. 🥰
 
babydolla said:
sry im late babe, i was supposed to bestow your fortune yesterday but angel things happen. but now here it is 😇

i see for you, a whole lot of nothing. but nothing isnt bad, life was formed from nothing. accomplishments, goals, & dreams all start from nothing. but nothing is something you shouldnt do, as much as i see nothing if you do nothing you will become nothing. there is someone among you, maybe a friend - relative - or significant other that wishes to drag you into nothing. should you follow, you'll have to begin all over again, & if you dont & remove them from your life everything will proceed as they has. sometimes you have to cut off a finger to save the hand, you are the hand & they are the rotten finger.

i hope this makes sense, & guides you along helping you be aware of those that wish to bring you down with them. no one has, or probablys will but if this comes to fruition pls follow up. 🥰
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Right I have gotten off my arse and wrote this post. I made a start
 
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