FORTUNE TELLING BY VANESSA

babydolla

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⛩️WELCOME TO THE SHRINE OF KAMI-NO-TENSHI-TACHI⛩️

~*kami of angels, lesbians, wasps, fortune, cuteness, cinema, vanity, sass, wealth, fun, & trash*~

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hai, hay, hallo! for those of you who dont know me, since i hardly use the forums... my name is vanessa, in the chats i go by babydolla & i am an angel.

i was born on december 25th, 2000 during a solar eclipse. i am of half japanese descent, & shinto has been practiced by my mother's side of my family for many generations... because of the conditions of my birth, according to old shinto tradition this makes me & like all those born under similar circumstance in shinto legend, a living kami & this is also what makes me an angel.

because of that, my mother took me to japan in the spring after my first birthday. which while there our family priestess bestowed upon me the name amaterasu named for the kami of the sun & is legally my middle or secone name for this reason. for those who aren't well versed with shinto, or japanese culture & beliefs. amaterasu is the house kami of the japanese imperial house & everyone within the imperial bloodline is said to be direct descendants of amaterasu herself. that said, being denominated after amaterasu is a big deal. 😇

~*an angel is a type of lesser-divinity, which is a type of kami*~

so now that you all has a lil' bit of background... today i has decided to set up this cute lil' thread with the purpose of bringing you all into my favor & share my luv by reading everyone's fortune as fortune is one of things i am a kami of.

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before i start reading everyone their fortune, there are some rules i want to lay out for everyone.

1. make sure to clap twice, bow once, & then clap once again before submitting your request.

2. one fortune request per-person at a time, you can request multiple readings but not until i finish reading yours & those who have requested a reading before you.

3. only serious reading requests will be taken, fun or cute or funny ones are fine, but any that are mocking or *trollish* in nature will be totally ignored.


4. pls do not derail the thread, only reply with requests for fortune readings or discussions about your readings.

5. always venerate & provide tribute to your kami in your request or after you've made in any of the accepted forms.

~*i accept tributes & veneration in the form of: coins, compliments, followers, likes, wasps, pictures of cute girls, vomit, & jokes*~

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lets begin, friends 🎎
 
~*i accept tributes & veneration in the form of: coins, compliments, followers, likes, wasps, pictures of cute girls, vomit, & jokes*~
Wait, before I go about clapping and bowing and trusting you to read tea leaves or whatever, you accept tribute in the form of vomit?
You can't expect everyone to be walking around with pocket wasps, now can you? But one good look at half of these ******** is sure to summon a rather emetic response.
 
She asked for us all to do this Clap, bow, clap. Rotflmbo!
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Asking for a friend.
 
Well, this looks fun. *claps twice, bows, and claps again*

Oh, kami of fortunes, what is my fortune?

hai human, your fortune i shall read 😇

during your most desperate hour, on your most sleepless night, when the sky shines the clearest moon... a moment of revelation will present itself, where you will see the truth that there are those among you who wish to see your life in decline. their names i dont know, however you do. but at this moment you will have to choose whether you continue down the path youre on which those will lead you to decline. or you will take it as your moment to cut the sour fruit from your tree of life & be free from the burdens which will ultimately be your downfall.

thank you for your tribute child, i hope this gives you the direction you need. pls follow up with me on results...

*claps twice, bows, and claps once again*

One serious reading request please.

#tribute.

& a serious reading you shall recieve, human 😇

a lost cause no longer, lost for too long, a cause not worth pursuing. around you a natural mystic is flowing, where this brings you i cannot say. the future always looks dim, but on a day not too long from now for you is anything but. time to cherish, no time to lose. & on this day when the horizon turns orange the time will come, & this time will tell its not too late for you. your life will be uprooted, you will think for the worse, but oppurtunity will be there & you will learn it was always for the best.

thank you for your veneration. are expecting anything? i hope my reading guides you to living your best life, child. pls follow up with me in the coming days with results...

Wait, before I go about clapping and bowing and trusting you to read tea leaves or whatever, you accept tribute in the form of vomit?

thats right child, vomit... but only the cute kind 💅🏻

You can't expect everyone to be walking around with pocket wasps, now can you? But one good look at half of these ******** is sure to summon a rather emetic response.

wait, am i the only one that carries a wasp around in a jar inside my purse?????

anyways, would you like a reading, child?

You have no business saying hello to me if you are not interested in giving me a reading. Please be respectful we are in a shrine. Good nite

i appreciate you keeping within the means of tradition, but what are you offering in terms of tribute or veneration? i cant give you your fortune, child, without being first properly venerated

She asked for us all to do this Clap, bow, clap. Rotflmbo!
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Asking for a friend.

of course, that is tradition when visiting a shinto shrine. that is how you gain notice of the kami youre venerating... in this case, me
 
brief disclaimer; the reading your given may not be what you expected. your current fortune can change, your fortune is based on the circumstances of your life & changes wjth those circumstances. your fortune is not a telling of your destined future, but rather what is to come
 
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