MATCHES MADE IN HEAVEN

babydolla

babydolla

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howdy babes,

it's currently 4:25 in the morning in the great state of texas, & i think i'm starting to smell as the seasons change that luv (love?) is in the air... 💁🏼‍♀️

@Amandalorian & i has noticed that there are a lot of lonely ppl longing for luv, longing for a connection w/ someone special, & being that we're angels we decided to take it upon ourselves to make that happen for them... 💗💗💗

& now for a totally new thread presented by amanda & myself; 💌

GENERAL CHAT / FORUMS MATCHMAKING; MATCHES MADE IN HEAVEN 👼🏼


in this romantic lil' thread, you'll sign urself up for our angelic services & we will match you with someone from the chat or the forums or both which we guarantee u will both live happily ever after together after being matched by us...

OR, we'll find someone that we know is looking for luv, & see if any one of u will be the one who takes their hand & give them a fairy tale...

LETS FADE INTO EACH OTHER 💞
 
i'll begin;

natas is newly single, & ready to mingle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do u like being negged, do u enjoy public displays of affection that consist entirely of emojis? then natas is the man for u, always there u will never find urself without him besides u...

enjoy the blissfulness of living in the delusion that everyone is jealous by their stares of disgust caused by the 30 year age gap you most definitelys will has between you two...

become the new IT couple as everyone grits their teeth & cringes at the sight of u two together...

live the lavish life of being ridiculous, & find luv in natas today ~
 
Hiraeth said:
The excitement I have over this thread 😂😂
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We should find you a room lover.
So you can forget the pain of rejection by your ex-colleagues in singles and heal over time.
Hey, look at the bright side of it.
Now, when you are not a mod anymore you are free to choose anyone your heart desires with no prejudices of clan belonging.
It is a precious freedom that few people get.
Yes, you are a "choice millionaire".
 
babydolla said:
i'll begin;

natas is newly single, & ready to mingle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do u like being negged, do u enjoy public displays of affection that consist entirely of emojis? then natas is the man for u, always there u will never find urself without him besides u...

enjoy the blissfulness of living in the delusion that everyone is jealous by their stares of disgust caused by the 30 year age gap you most definitelys will has between you two...

become the new IT couple as everyone grits their teeth & cringes at the sight of u two together...

live the lavish life of being ridiculous, & find luv in natas today ~
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w0w, no willing takers for this absolute gem of a gentlemen???

that's fine, bc i think i know just the girl that would match well w/ natas, @Schism i know ur luv life has had some issues but i think natas is exactly the perfect person to wash all that pain away & put back the pieces of ur broken heart...

natas will always keep u on ur toes, with romantic gestures that u never know are sincere or will be followed up with a back-handed negging one...

wat do u think @Schism will u give natas a chance????
 
babydolla said:
w0w, no willing takers for this absolute gem of a gentlemen???

that's fine, bc i think i know just the girl that would match well w/ natas, @Schism i know ur luv life has had some issues but i think natas is exactly the perfect person to wash all that pain away & put back the pieces of ur broken heart...

natas will always keep u on ur toes, with romantic gestures that u never know are sincere or will be followed up with a back-handed negging one...

wat do u think @Schism will u give natas a chance????
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By "wash away" you mean develop alcoholism to deal with him?
 
Luka said:
can we find a nice blonde lady for Ezz?
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brightie said:
We should find you a room lover.
So you can forget the pain of rejection by your ex-colleagues in singles and heal over time.
Hey, look at the bright side of it.
Now, when you are not a mod anymore you are free to choose anyone your heart desires with no prejudices of clan belonging.
It is a precious freedom that few people get.
Yes, you are a "choice millionaire".
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I’ve already signed up with @Amandalorian 🙂
 
babydolla said:
w0w, no willing takers for this absolute gem of a gentlemen???

that's fine, bc i think i know just the girl that would match well w/ natas, @Schism i know ur luv life has had some issues but i think natas is exactly the perfect person to wash all that pain away & put back the pieces of ur broken heart...

natas will always keep u on ur toes, with romantic gestures that u never know are sincere or will be followed up with a back-handed negging one...

wat do u think @Schism will u give natas a chance????
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Girl do you hate me?? Don't do me dirty like this
 
Schism said:
Girl do you hate me?? Don't do me dirty like this
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ofc i dont hate u babe,

one of the spirits that inhabit my dolls told me to do it, theyre where i get all my sources for divinations…

IM SORRY 😭😭😭

@Luka,

i know exactly who to match ezz with, stay tuned;
 
@Ezz is a man of outlandish outbursts, & ridiculous claims, consumed by bizarre delusions of being gang-stalked on the internet by hookers & pimps...

by no choice of his own, he uses anger as an outlet to vent these frustrations but really i think he's just looking for someone that'll embrace him for who he is...

@Ezz look no more, bc i will give you ur match made in heaven...

@Ezz do u like it when a girl clings to you like a chimpanzee grips his banana (& i dont mean the fruit 😉😉) seeking the thrill of constantly having to find new fun ways to get a little bit of time to yourself???

well with @Akrta u will never have to worry about being judged for being such a raging lunatic...

allow @Akrta to ease your mind about those pesky hookers & pimps, while she begins to systematically stalk u instead by making up various *relatives* that'll constantly be checking up on ur every move with...

do u like excitement @Ezz ??? because everyday is a new day with the ludicrous accusations that'll be made against u by her; never will u has to worry about whether or not u will get a day off bc with @Akrta constantly spamming ur work phone, office phone, cellphone, coworkers phones, managers phones, & the owner of whatever backwards egyptian establishment that u proprietor u will be certainly fired by the constant harassment that'll ensue in ur newfound romance with @Akrta

EVERYDAY WILL BE PARADISE FOR YOU @Ezz

TRULY A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN 💘
 
babydolla said:
@Ezz is a man of outlandish outbursts, & ridiculous claims, consumed by bizarre delusions of being gang-stalked on the internet by hookers & pimps...

by no choice of his own, he uses anger as an outlet to vent these frustrations but really i think he's just looking for someone that'll embrace him for who he is...

@Ezz look no more, bc i will give you ur match made in heaven...

@Ezz do u like it when a girl clings to you like a chimpanzee grips his banana (& i dont mean the fruit 😉😉) seeking the thrill of constantly having to find new fun ways to get a little bit of time to yourself???

well with @Akrta u will never have to worry about being judged for being such a raging lunatic...

allow @Akrta to ease your mind about those pesky hookers & pimps, while she begins to systematically stalk u instead by making up various *relatives* that'll constantly be checking up on ur every move...

do u like excitement @Ezz ??? because everyday is a new day with the ludicrous accusations that'll be made against u by her; never will u has to worry about whether or not u will get a day off bc with @Akrta constantly spamming ur work phone, office phone, cellphone, coworkers phones, managers phones, & the owner of whatever backwards egyptian establishment that u proprietor bc u will be certainly fired by the constant harassment that'll ensue in ur newfound romance with @Akrta

EVERYDAY WILL BE PARADISE FOR YOU @Ezz

TRULY A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN 💘
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BAWHAHA IM FUÇKING LMFAO
 
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