Mating with plants

[Inkandtatts]

In light of this thread, this is a safe space to talk about any interest you have in mating with plants.

Is it possible to mate with a plant and, if so, do you/would you? If so, what is your chosen plant to mate with? Perhaps post a pic of said plant. What do you imagine your offspring to look like when the mating has reached fruition?

Keep it clean. Pics of mating with plants or vegetables are likely to get you into hot water but a vaguely clean discussion or reference to the plant of your dreams is fine.

Particularly interested in hearing from vegetarians, vegans, and botanists

#PlantLove

 

[Chopper]

#plantlove
#bestmate
#weed

Oh yeah it matters.

 

[Iamausername]

🍆 🥕 🌵 🍌 🥒 all sound like wonderful Plants/Veggies,Fruit and Berries to me .

 

[wildwestwanderer]

Are you talking about cross/breeding?

 

[ShyOne]

😂🤣😂 @ this thread



#purpleroseforsinglesadmin.
This would never happen if she was in charge

 

[Louize]

 

[hardcore was taken]

In light of this thread, this is a safe space to talk about any interest you have in mating with plants.

Is it possible to mate with a plant and, if so, do you/would you? If so, what is your chosen plant to mate with? Perhaps post a pic of said plant. What do you imagine your offspring to look like when the mating has reached fruition?

Keep it clean. Pics of mating with plants or vegetables are likely to get you into hot water but a vaguely clean discussion or reference to the plant of your dreams is fine.

Particularly interested in hearing from vegetarians, vegans, and botanists

#PlantLove

that kinda looks like @rapinoes smirking revenge

 

[Finn2.0]

 

[BeautifulDisaster77]

 

[Deleted member 302564]

 

[rapinoes smirking revenge]

that kinda looks like @rapinoes smirking revenge

 

[Deleted member 302564]

@Lisblanc @foreverman There are no rules in adult chat about cactus mating right?

 

[hardcore was taken]

BeautifulDisaster's potential suitors ? Michael, Ben, and Hemsworth... though i feel Hemsworth would likely say no

 

[hardcore was taken]

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[Inkandtatts]

@Lisblanc @foreverman There are no rules in adult chat about cactus mating right?

I urge all admins to sign up and support this movement:

🌵 Free the Cactus! 🌵

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[Deleted member 302564]

I urge all admins to sign up and support this movement:

🌵 Free the Cactus! 🌵

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Oh my gosh I’m laughing so hard right now 😂😂 Everyone in there will be like prick me harder baby 😘

 

[purplerose]

😂🤣😂 @ this thread



#purpleroseforsinglesadmin.
This would never happen if she was in charge

nah it would still happen, but people would be told to take their banging of cacti, spider plants and seaweed to pm. no one wants to read about that poking, 8 legs and water bubbles, in main.

 

[TheDifference]

@Lisblanc @foreverman There are no rules in adult chat about cactus mating right?

😂 no but they have to be 18+ and all cacti must be consenting.

 

[.Princessa]

 

[-Luka]

Definitely mating season with cacti 24/7 365/6 for a certain prick within a prick.

Oh, is that antagonising? Good for the goose.

Plus on topic. 🖕

 

[BeautifulDisaster77]

BeautifulDisaster's potential suitors ? Michael, Ben, and Hemsworth... though i feel Hemsworth would likely say no

How mentally deficient are you? Like really? Stop trying to hide the fact that you and Hemsworthless are butt buddies and Psycho Sang joins y'all on occasion.

 

[hardcore was taken]

How mentally deficient are you? Like really? Stop trying to hide the fact that you and Hemsworthless are butt buddies and Psycho Sang joins y'all on occasion.

you were a moderator at one point, yes ?

 

[-Luka]

you were a moderator at one point, yes ?

You threatened children at one point, yes ?

 

[.Princessa]

you were a moderator at one point, yes ?

And she got fired. Hahaha! She deserves it. She's so mean to so many on chat ave.

 

[JR_]

You threatened children at one point, yes ?

That's a yes. The mod and her children. Big man also has a record for assaulting an old man with a bat. He's a real hero.

 

[Iamausername]

De de de de rail stick to the topic people

 

[.Princessa]

De de de de rail stick to the topic people

Amen to that 🙏 lol

 

[Deleted member 292068]

you were a moderator at one point, yes ?

You threatened to harm someone's kids by committing a cyber crime and also admitted to saving their pics?

 

[Deleted member 292068]

That's a yes. The mod and her children. Big man also has a record for assaulting an old man with a bat. He's a real hero.

That's what he doesn't get. If he did what he threatened to do, he would be charged with crimes that would put him on the registry.

 

[BeautifulDisaster77]

you were a moderator at one point, yes ?

You threatened and doxxed children you’re a low life.
How come you were never a mod? Oh right, they wouldn’t allow you to even apply.

 

[hardcore was taken]

You threatened and doxxed children you’re a low life.
How come you were never a mod? Oh right, they wouldn’t allow you to even apply.

that was your friend, who just liked your post 👍

 

[Deleted member 292068]

that was your friend, who just liked your post 👍

@Audrey Is the mod who can see guest accounts linked. That's how she knows it was you.

 

[BeautifulDisaster77]

that was your friend, who just liked your post 👍

No ass bag that was you and your little butt buddy Hemsworthless and there’s proof. Hence the reason you hide on a guest account in singles.

 

[hardcore was taken]

No ass bag that was you and your little butt buddy Hemsworthless and there’s proof. Hence the reason you hide on a guest account in singles.

do you ever speak the truth ?

 

[Deleted member 302564]

Hey i have an idea for all of you not talking about cactus mating, how about take it to your own EE thread. This started out all fun and of course as per usual insults are being made without any proof. It’s about time all of you start thing about a truth thread with actual real evidence of sho the pedos are, who comes in guest accounts to troll who and how you actually know so. Everyday it’s the same fights, are y’all worn out yet?

@Inkandtatts it was so fun how you added the side room and the news alert when you sign in, posts like that make forums funny.

The rest of you chill, you want change in singles and make these posts but this is partly why our room is such a laughing stock. I adore so many of you for various reasons but how can dylan sort through all of this?

 

[Deleted member 292068]

Hey i have an idea for all of you not talking about cactus mating, how about take it to your own EE thread. This started out all fun and of course as per usual insults are being made without any proof. It’s about time all of you start thing about a truth thread with actual real evidence of sho the pedos are, who comes in guest accounts to troll who and how you actually know so. Everyday it’s the same fights, are y’all worn out yet?

@Inkandtatts it was so fun how you added the side room and the news alert when you sign in, posts like that make forums funny.

The rest of you chill, you want change in singles and make these posts but this is partly why our room is such a laughing stock. I adore so many of you for various reasons but how can dylan sort through all of this?

It's always the same dysfunctional creepazoid who derails threads having to do with Singles.

 

[brightie]

Hey i have an idea for all of you not talking about cactus mating, how about take it to your own EE thread. This started out all fun and of course as per usual insults are being made without any proof. It’s about time all of you start thing about a truth thread with actual real evidence of sho the pedos are, who comes in guest accounts to troll who and how you actually know so. Everyday it’s the same fights, are y’all worn out yet?

@Inkandtatts it was so fun how you added the side room and the news alert when you sign in, posts like that make forums funny.

The rest of you chill, you want change in singles and make these posts but this is partly why our room is such a laughing stock. I adore so many of you for various reasons but how can dylan sort through all of this?

Yeah, it is what it is.
The real fun here is being able to form a small group that can derail and troll all topics.
Sort to make the enemy pissed off as much as possible. 🤣

 

[brightie]

@Audrey Is the mod who can see guest accounts linked. That's how she knows it was you.

Audrey will never do such a thing.
Screem is the mod who lurks on users' accounts and gossips about it.😉

 

[hardcore was taken]

Audrey will never do such a thing.
Screem is the mod who lurks on users' accounts and gossips about it.😉

she never presented proof, but i've seen screenshots and it looks exactly like **** Fett's typing, i also know that's the only freak in there capable of that

 

[hardcore was taken]

if you think threatening someone's family is bad, imagine doing that pretending to be someone else and never coming clean about it

 

[brightie]

she never presented proof, but i've seen screenshots and it looks exactly like **** Fett's typing, i also know that's the only freak in there capable of that

What do you expect of him?
45 years old and still lives with his mother. ( plenty of time to fck around )
If he were a real man he would not spend his time impersonating minors all over the rooms.
Having family and children does not come with free online time and acting as a superhero of female desires.

 

[Deleted member 292068]

What do you expect of him?
45 years old and still lives with his mother. ( plenty of time to fck around )
If he were a real man he would not spend his time impersonating minors all over the rooms.
Having family and children does not come with free online time and acting as a superhero of female desires.

Im now 45 and pretend to be underage. Oh, I also have kids?

 

[hardcore was taken]

What do you expect of him?
45 years old and still lives with his mother. ( plenty of time to fck around )
If he were a real man he would not spend his time impersonating minors all over the rooms.
Having family and children does not come with free online time and acting as a superhero of female desires.

lmaooooo

 

[Deleted member 292068]

she never presented proof, but i've seen screenshots and it looks exactly like **** Fett's typing, i also know that's the only freak in there capable of that

How? I've never said anything like that, you have. You told my ex I was going to r word her kid, you've posted photos of women with their kids from their Facebook. The only person on this entire site who makes up these fantasies of people being sexual with kids daily is you, and now you've worn out your welcome to where people who (much like your parents) didn't even know of your existence, are now sick of your sh*t. I'm not even going to bother reading anything you say because you're inferior to me in every way.

 

[Deleted member 260961]

How mentally deficient are you? Like really? Stop trying to hide the fact that you and Hemsworthless are butt buddies and Psycho Sang joins y'all on occasion.

Bullshit Disaster cant help but include sang on everything. AS if ANYTHING on this planet would want to touch that toxic pos BullshitDisaster (no plants were hurt in this thread). 🤣

 

[Inkandtatts]

Back to plants. Who's for a sexy sunflower?

 

[BeautifulDisaster77]

Bullshit Disaster cant help but include sang on everything. AS if ANYTHING on this planet would want to touch that toxic pos BullshitDisaster (no plants were hurt in this thread). 🤣

Oh please. You foam at the mouth as soon as you hit forums or singles chat just waiting to type mine and Ares name. Get over yourself you loon. How does a doctor/lawyer/model/astronaut/firefighter/landscaper/secretary/real estate agent/mechanic find so much time to chat and make guest names? Shouldn’t you be focusing on your careers so you can bring home your “6 figures”. And what does your finance/husband (I can’t keep up anymore) think of you being so obsessed with certain ********? Shouldn’t you be focused and spending time with him/her/it?
Why don’t you tell everyone why you’re banned in Gen and Singles? The 100’s of screenshots are proof you’re a psycho.
Also, why does “Sang” always refer to itself in the 3 person? It is because its always making guest accounts saying “I’m not Sang” when it clearly is because it spouts the same crap all the time.

 

[Inkandtatts]

Hey i have an idea for all of you not talking about cactus mating, how about take it to your own EE thread. This started out all fun and of course as per usual insults are being made without any proof. It’s about time all of you start thing about a truth thread with actual real evidence of sho the pedos are, who comes in guest accounts to troll who and how you actually know so. Everyday it’s the same fights, are y’all worn out yet?

@Inkandtatts it was so fun how you added the side room and the news alert when you sign in, posts like that make forums funny.

The rest of you chill, you want change in singles and make these posts but this is partly why our room is such a laughing stock. I adore so many of you for various reasons but how can dylan sort through all of this?

Love that mood status! I wish I could change mine. I'll add it as my signature instead

 

[BeautifulDisaster77]

CactcuBack to plants. Who's for a sexy sunflower?

That’s a sexy sunflower for sure but nothing beats this cactus:

 

[Inkandtatts]

That’s a sexy sunflower for sure but nothing beats this cactus:

I especially like the wobble on the ass

 

[Deleted member 260961]

Oh please. You foam at the mouth as soon as you hit forums or singles chat just waiting to type mine and Ares name. Get over yourself you loon. How does a doctor/lawyer/model/astronaut/firefighter/landscaper/secretary/real estate agent/mechanic find so much time to chat and make guest names? Shouldn’t you be focusing on your careers so you can bring home your “6 figures”. And what does your finance/husband (I can’t keep up anymore) think of you being so obsessed with certain ********? Shouldn’t you be focused and spending time with him/her/it?
Why don’t you tell everyone why you’re banned in Gen and Singles? The 100’s of screenshots are proof you’re a psycho.
Also, why does “Sang” always refer to itself in the 3 person? It is because its always making guest accounts saying “I’m not Sang” when it clearly is because it spouts the same crap all the time.

BullshitDisaster go bitch about being kicked for 10mins LMFAO
I'm not even bothering to read your rant - all you do is bitch and moan and make up nonsense that makes no sense. You followed me into gen chat to clone my account & post bullshit you could screenshot because you cray cray. I just really pity your son, though I strongly suspect he'll be moving to the opposite side of the usa (maybe even the world) to get away from you very soon 🙂 Don't be jelly cos I earn good money and live well- I earned it. You do you, and don't worry about me lol.

 

[Camp Real]

I think this is wrong and evil such talks should be condemned. Only God is good not such evil mating perversion you all talking about. Repent.

 

[SerenityMoon]

 

[Louize]

I mean... I would.

 

[Deleted member 292068]

I think this is wrong and evil such talks should be condemned. Only God is good not such evil mating perversion you all talking about. Repent.

This you? https://*******/1hDImY7jbxKE

 

[hardcore was taken]

BullshitDisaster go bitch about being kicked for 10mins LMFAO
I'm not even bothering to read your rant - all you do is bitch and moan and make up nonsense that makes no sense. You followed me into gen chat to clone my account & post bullshit you could screenshot because you cray cray. I just really pity your son, though I strongly suspect he'll be moving to the opposite side of the usa (maybe even the world) to get away from you very soon 🙂 Don't be jelly cos I earn good money and live well- I earned it. You do you, and don't worry about me lol.

are you sure it wasn't @Boba Fett ?

 

[Deleted member 292068]

 

[BeautifulDisaster77]

Abifail19 why don’t you tell the TRUTH and tell everyone how you cloned ME In Gen chat and other rooms. But that’s right, you wouldn’t know the truth if it hit you in the face.

 

[purplerose]

Jesus fu.ck you all need a 3 month non voluntary break from the whole place. You can't even spam a ****.ing plant thread ( figuratively and litterally) without it devolving into a bunch of toddlers whining.

 

[Deleted member 302564]

 

[Human Blasphemy]

 

[brightie]

Sometimes plants pollinate themselves. Other times plants pollinate other plants. Self-pollination happens when a plant's own pollen fertilizes its own ovules. Cross-pollination happens when the wind or animals move pollen from one plant to another.

Mating with plants:

 

[BeautifulDisaster77]

 

[brightie]

solid 8 inches of hardwood for your poosie lol

 

[Deleted member 302564]

Oh i have a question since we’re trying to preserve cacti and everything now, how do we preach protection or are we all about pollination?

 

[brightie]

Raw pollination.
Just stay positive and testing negative.

 

[Deleted member 250213]

Mate that plant with some of the most obnoxious people on here and you get this weed:

The Venus Chatter-Trap (causedramatius whywasIbannedii)

 

[!tulsa!]

Oh i have a question since we’re trying to preserve cacti and everything now, how do we preach protection or are we all about pollination?

who are we kidding. Most of these fools couldn’t find the flower between the prickly stuff anyhow

 

[!tulsa!]

Pollinate Smallinate

 

[.Princessa]

 

[Louize]

These trees getting all sexy in autumn with their colours and shizz.

 

[Anonymooose]

I might be the difference here…


I have a thing for trees. It gives me a hard on when I see some sexy oak.

Is this too much or am I barking up the wrong tree? 🥹

 

[SerenityMoon]

 

[Soapie]

I might be the difference here…


I have a thing for trees. It gives me a hard on when I see some sexy oak.

Is this too much or am I barking up the wrong tree? 🥹

Definitely wrong tree. Oak is the basic white bitch of trees. Spruce is where its at 👌. But each to their own awful tastes I suppose

 

[brightie]

I like my guitars with maple neck - "caramelized".
Noblest of trees you get good material + maple syrup. ( milking it )

 

[rapinoes smirking revenge]

 

[Inkandtatts]

I have a thing for trees. It gives me a hard on when I see some sexy oak.

Size queen! A little cactus isn't enough; it has to be an oak tree!

 

[-Luka]

I might be the difference here…


I have a thing for trees. It gives me a hard on when I see some sexy oak.

Is this too much or am I barking up the wrong tree? 🥹

As long as said tree not up ya hoop, you’re good.

 

[purplerose]

i hope an entire tree trunk cant fit up there ... but i do admit people do put weird things up there... just look at the guy on jackass he put hotwheels up it.

 

[Soapie]

i hope an entire tree trunk cant fit up there ... but i do admit people do put weird things up there... just look at the guy on jackass he put hotwheels up it.

Or that guy with the jar

 

[purplerose]

Or that guy with the jar

ive only seen the 1st movie... and admit to laughing. but after that i was kinda over it

 

[Soapie]

ive only seen the 1st movie... and admit to laughing. but after that i was kinda over it

Oh, no not jackass... some Russian dude. Glass, straight up... and well glass isn't the strongest of materials so you can guess-

 

[Louize]

Oh, no not jackass... some Russian dude. Glass, straight up... and well glass isn't the strongest of materials so you can guess-

Finn reminded me of this the other day... Thankfully it wasn't a demonstration. PTSD from that damn video.

Also...

 

[Umbra]

 

[Soapie]

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[Inkandtatts]

I'm gutted I was too slow to think of Audrey II before now

 

[brightie]

not sure who's doing who lol

 

[Deleted member 292068]

Or that guy with the jar

Oh God, no. Come on. Ew, almost as traumatic as that uhhh 🍋 site

 

[Soapie]

Oh God, no. Come on. Ew, almost as traumatic as that uhhh 🍋 site

I'd be happy to provide worse than both combined

 

[MissMotive]

I'm gutted I was too slow to think of Audrey II before now

I was in a productions of little shop at school. I was Audrey lol

Needless to say, it put me off ‘plant mating’ for life.

 

[Radiation]

I'd be happy to provide worse than both combined

Mr Hands

Also am I the only one who's fancied a pumpkin?

 

[Soapie]

Mr Hands

Also am I the only one who's fancied a pumpkin?

Kenneth Pinyan 😉

Nah, we've all thought it, just have self control unfortunately

 

[ShyOne]

 

[Inkandtatts]

I was in a productions of little shop at school. I was Audrey lol

Needless to say, it put me off ‘plant mating’ for life.

meat all the way

 

[AtraxLiud]

I’ve kept indoor plants for years and never once thought of them like that. Most folks I know just enjoy the calm vibes and fresh air they bring. There’s something grounding about watering them and watching them grow, but it’s definitely not that deep. Some conversations really go places I didn’t expect.

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

I don't want to be "that" person but plants do not have the capacity to consent. I am reporting all of you to the plant police.

 

[Richthofen]

when crude goes to the super market the security staff form a defensive line inbfront of the cucumber section.

 

[Inkandtatts]

Who resurrected this?

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

I noticed the timeline after I responded to Atraxluid.
#PlantLivesMatter.