~ * CONFESSIONS & SECRETS * ~

Do you even lift, bro? For one thing, my dog is too heavy to be stolen. If you tripped and she landed on you, you'd suffocate!

Stick to stealing food...

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I in fact do lift..I can bench press over 200lbs... plus I know how to wrestle.. that dog will be mine! Also..*steals tocs food!*
 
Real confession: I don’t like my great grandmother. I call her ‘The Dragon’.

She’s condescending, she thinks kids should be seen and not heard, and she gossips about everything in our family with the neighbours. She also calls me ‘nalastog a pandak’ which is a derogatory term for ‘short bastard’ or talks inappropriately about my body (I mean really badly).
 
I have a really bad addiction to coke-cola. It's really bad, like if I don't have it first thing in the morning, I'm a raging boytch. Not joking.
 
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