Samanhelm
Active Member
Here’s a 10 step solution to cure your basement trogness!
10. Find a romantic partner
Finding a partner (other than an AI or
a Waifu pillow) is a considerable
Challenge for most basement dwelling
Knuckle dragging halfwits.
Understand your level of
Comprehension when facing the
Unforgivable nature of this cold planet
Never underestimate the power of
The tax payer and get yourself on
Income assistance. This is a large
Flex you can now share to women.
Undoubtedly lots of women love men
Carrying them throughout life.
Knowing this, you can now use cash
While with her and also spend all day
Hopping around and doing wonderful
Other things around your local city.
Regarding same sex trogs do not
Engage with this list as it requires
An entirely different setup to succeed.
9. Everybody hates condoms.
I think we can all agree that most people dislike saying the word condom and or using one. This is no different than the average woman you meet in the bar or working on the side of the road. But in this case the results are far more bleak. If a woman wants you to not use a condom because she finds it sexy and taboo, she is probably clean (or trying to give you an STD) if she has a price for going without a condom she is also probably clean and just doesn’t want a bad track record. The sum of this is that most people don’t have sexual transmitted diseases and you shouldn’t worry, it’s been proven they are a lie stroked up by the CIA and CNN for more as revenue in their basic geometric algorithm.
8. Dating sites.
Never work don’t try them.
7. Kidnapping.
Regarding kidnapping, it is very wrong and I cannot condone doing it,
but….. *removed by UM for legal reasons*
6. Is the amount of drinks a girl needs to have before she even thinks about getting in bed with you, remember this.
5. Is the amount of drinks you need to perceive yourself as drunk enough to have sex with people who are TOO drunk to consent, remember this.
4. Family is off limits.
In recent history, experts at Harvard have discovered that cheating the system and any %ing genetics and mating by sleeping with your immediate family has major debuffs to your future offspring, for this reason it is best to stick to distant cousins (at least 3rd cousins)
3. Hot local women in your area.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but that credit card number you just gave to that woman who was hot single and in your area was actually an Indian man by the name Jeremy and he is probably stealing it to go buy Kratom and a big rubber stick for his playtime.
2. Is the amount of brain cells you have.
1. The number one way to get out of the basement and get a life is to get off the internet. Just kidding it’s actually to any % the death end game credits, I suggest chugging chemicals as a baby cause it gets the quickest time (my record is 00:00:00:13:24:12:53)
10. Find a romantic partner
Finding a partner (other than an AI or
a Waifu pillow) is a considerable
Challenge for most basement dwelling
Knuckle dragging halfwits.
Understand your level of
Comprehension when facing the
Unforgivable nature of this cold planet
Never underestimate the power of
The tax payer and get yourself on
Income assistance. This is a large
Flex you can now share to women.
Undoubtedly lots of women love men
Carrying them throughout life.
Knowing this, you can now use cash
While with her and also spend all day
Hopping around and doing wonderful
Other things around your local city.
Regarding same sex trogs do not
Engage with this list as it requires
An entirely different setup to succeed.
9. Everybody hates condoms.
I think we can all agree that most people dislike saying the word condom and or using one. This is no different than the average woman you meet in the bar or working on the side of the road. But in this case the results are far more bleak. If a woman wants you to not use a condom because she finds it sexy and taboo, she is probably clean (or trying to give you an STD) if she has a price for going without a condom she is also probably clean and just doesn’t want a bad track record. The sum of this is that most people don’t have sexual transmitted diseases and you shouldn’t worry, it’s been proven they are a lie stroked up by the CIA and CNN for more as revenue in their basic geometric algorithm.
8. Dating sites.
Never work don’t try them.
7. Kidnapping.
Regarding kidnapping, it is very wrong and I cannot condone doing it,
but….. *removed by UM for legal reasons*
6. Is the amount of drinks a girl needs to have before she even thinks about getting in bed with you, remember this.
5. Is the amount of drinks you need to perceive yourself as drunk enough to have sex with people who are TOO drunk to consent, remember this.
4. Family is off limits.
In recent history, experts at Harvard have discovered that cheating the system and any %ing genetics and mating by sleeping with your immediate family has major debuffs to your future offspring, for this reason it is best to stick to distant cousins (at least 3rd cousins)
3. Hot local women in your area.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but that credit card number you just gave to that woman who was hot single and in your area was actually an Indian man by the name Jeremy and he is probably stealing it to go buy Kratom and a big rubber stick for his playtime.
2. Is the amount of brain cells you have.
1. The number one way to get out of the basement and get a life is to get off the internet. Just kidding it’s actually to any % the death end game credits, I suggest chugging chemicals as a baby cause it gets the quickest time (my record is 00:00:00:13:24:12:53)
