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[Finn2.0]

@Finn2.0 do I have to get one of the other CC mods to keep you in line?

They wouldn’t know how

 

[.Princessa]

 

[Finn2.0]

My cat tried to sleep with me last night but it’s too hot and that fucker is hairy. So I put it in the shower and closed the screen. Turned the water on before going to sleep. Don’t think that selfish bastard will try anything like that again. You’ve gotta be firm with your pets or they’ll walk all over you. #CatDad

 

[Crumb]

Makes me 😵‍💫

 

[.Princessa]

I started mine early. I was supposed to start monday but started today since i have a job as well. I forgot to say i joined a new chat room recently

Good luck in school.


ALL the best,
Princessa

 

[Crumb]

My cat tried to sleep with me last night but it’s too hot and that fucker is hairy. So I put it in the shower and closed the screen. Turned the water on before going to sleep. Don’t think that selfish bastard will try anything like that again. You’ve gotta be firm with your pets or they’ll walk all over you. #CatDad

People who don't let their cats sleep with them in bed don't deserve cats. Cats are wonderful companions and it hurts your cats feelings when you don't let them sleep with you in bed. You're basically rejecting your cats love. Evil heartless owner. Your cat deserves a better owner. Cats prefer to sleep with their owners - FACT. 😡😤🤬🖕🏼

 

[Finn2.0]

People who don't let their cats sleep with them in bed don't deserve cats. Cats are wonderful companions and it hurts your cats feelings when you don't let them sleep with you in bed. You're basically rejecting your cats love. Evil heartless owner. Your cat deserves a better owner. Cats prefer to sleep with their owners - FACT. 😡😤🤬🖕🏼

For the last time, please stop standing outside my window screaming “I’M A CAT”.

 

[Inkandtatts]

My cat tried to sleep with me last night but it’s too hot and that fucker is hairy.

You could just shave it 🤷‍♀️

 

[Finn2.0]

You could just shave it 🤷‍♀️

Do I look like I put effort into anything?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Do I look like I put effort into anything?

So I put it in the shower and closed the screen. Turned the water on before going to sleep.

 

[Finn2.0]

It is so much easier to turn a shower on than it is to shave an entire animal. What world do you live in, Ink?

 

[Inkandtatts]

It is so much easier to turn a shower on than it is to shave an entire animal. What world do you live in, Ink?

Oh I didn’t think you were talking about an animal. Yes I think it would be a struggle to shave an entire beaver

 

[Finn2.0]

Oh I didn’t think you were talking about an animal. Yes I think it would be a struggle to shave an entire beaver

I don’t allow beavers in my bed either. It’s a sacred place

 

[Inkandtatts]

I don’t allow beavers in my bed either. It’s a sacred place

In Native American beliefs, the beaver also holds spiritual significance. The beaver is said to be a spirit animal that represents the power of adaptability.

 

[.Princessa]

 

[-Luka]

how ironic I’m waiting for my mate to come back from a smoke in a gay bar and beaver is used 🥴

 

[Inkandtatts]

how ironic I’m waiting for my mate to come back from a smoke in a gay bar and beaver is used 🥴

There is so much about this statement that I want to ask urban dictionary

 

[Finn2.0]

In Native American beliefs, the beaver also holds spiritual significance. The beaver is said to be a spirit animal that represents the power of adaptability.

It’s a fat rat that bites wood

 

[TableClimber]

anyways

 

[Inkandtatts]

It’s a fat rat that bites wood

Sounds like @Epiphany