Dinner at the Pizza household
BP: kids, the pizza is ready
Child A and B in unison: coming dad
Child A: dad the pizza is burnt
BP: it’s not burnt, you’re reaching for things that aren’t there! anyway how was you’re week, how did school go
Child B: it was great dad, I aced my test that I told you about
Child A: and I have this really exciting project that you can help me with
BP interrupts: well my day was going great until I got kicked from girls chat for the one millionth time and it totally wasn’t fair, the mod sucked and was like totally reaching and playing favourites.
And I made sure I complained on the forums but the admin totally didn’t take my complaint seriously, I’m telling you dude, girls chat and the mods there suck so badly, I get treated so unfairly, it’s almost as bad as lesbian chat, they always play favourites and reach for things to kick me for
Child A: what’s girls chat dad?
Child B: dad, are you a lesbian?
Awkward silence engulfs the dinner table….