Pork, Or Turkey Bacon

[babydolla]

hai again my pretties, 🙋🏼‍♀️

dolla back again with another annoying useless poll with no educational value whatsoever;

in today's two polls for one special, we will vote, discuss, & debate on which everyone thinks is better between;

GOOD OL' FASHIONED PORK BACON, OR NEW AGE HIPPIE TURKEY BACON

i'll let @Apollo make my case for me by quoting his own words; 👇🏼

Glad you asked!!! Turkey bacon is made from a combination of Turkey breast, thigh, and skin. The turkey thigh and breast meat are used to create the alternating colors of white and red that are characteristic of pork

does this read like a biblical description of satan's perversion of bacon to anyone else, or is it just me??? this is an abomination, having to combine a bunch of parts in order to replicate something that is harvested simply from the pig's booty; that is unnatural, & as a god fearing christian myself i must insist we vote for black pudding being better 👼🏼

...vote, & debate...

peace,
god-bless 🕊️🕊️

 

[Apollo]

As attorney general of chat avenue… you’re getting maximum sentence.

 

[babydolla]

As attorney general of chat avenue… you’re getting maximum sentence.

you can't do that, bc HIPAA laws, & such ( 🤷🏼‍♀️ );

these polls are a form of mandated therapy from all the recent forum traumas lately that everyone is suffering from, & we need to get to the bottom of which is better between the two bacons before new traumas start to manifest...

u understand right? i'm a licensed psychologist...

 

[SouporMan]

On the pork note.

Apollo 😏

 

[emileh]

Need to be able to vote for more than one option!

 

[Creed101]

Need to be able to vote for more than one option!

This.

 

[babydolla]

Need to be able to vote for more than one option!

This.

that isnt quite the formula, or style of my polls,

but i'll allow it, bc it's sunday the lord's day🌻

ask, & thou shall receive ~

@Ness_eb / @TheLeigh / @Apollo
can one of u pls make it so multiple choices can be selected 🫶🏼

 

[Ness_eb]

that isnt quite the formula, or style of my polls,

but i'll allow it, bc it's sunday the lord's day🌻

ask, & thou shall receive ~

@Ness_eb / @TheLeigh / @Apollo
can one of u pls make it so multiple choices can be selected 🫶🏼

fixed it for yea

 

[Creed101]

Now that i picked both can explain.

I prefer regular bacon, but sometimes turkey bacon just hits well on a morning sandwich.

 

[IamDave]

Now that i picked both can explain.

I prefer regular bacon, but sometimes turkey bacon just hits well on a morning sandwich.

Just ew

 

[IamDave]

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[Inkandtatts]

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