Louize, I know this'll shock you, but you are so unimportant to my life. I literally never think about you until you're trying to get a reaction out of me (which, I suppose I should take as a compliment as I clearly am very important to you).
Babe, I don't care what you think about my man - but the fact you think he's made up to get at you is honestly more than a little bit mental. 😂😂😂
Have a lovely night you utter wackjob.