Inkandtatts’ Inner Thoughts (Random Comments #715)

[-Luka]

Yer da sells avon

Yer ma has a baldy heid and collects shiny fitba stickers

 

[rapinoes smirking revenge]

 

[emileh]

Yer ma has a baldy heid and collects shiny fitba stickers

Yer da scrauchles at hotels and pents roads wi' crosses

 

[-Luka]

Yer da scrauchles at hotels and pents roads wi' crosses

Yer da claps when the plane lands

 

[emileh]

Yer maw's erse is sae big it’d tak' longer tae pent than yon Forth Bridge

 

[Coyo]

Surely typing like that also gives you as much of a toothache as speaking like that 😨

 

[babydolla]

Yer maw's erse is sae big it’d tak' longer tae pent than yon Forth Bridge

exactly 👌🏼👌🏼

 

[emileh]

Surely typing like that also gives you as much of a toothache as speaking like that 😨

No more than you choosing to type in an Aussie dialect 😛 Scots is a language in and of itself by the way.

 

[DontCostYaNuffin]

Green Day is a good band

Yer ma’e’s a bawbag, but I’d pick her o’er Green Day any day.

 

[Coyo]

No more than you choosing to type in an Aussie dialect 😛 Scots is a language in and of itself by the way.

To quote @-Luka and his lord and saviour: STREWTH!!

 

[-Luka]

I can’t not hear Alf Stewart saying this when I read it with that fucking hat he wore

 

[purplerose]

im assuming the insult in this

Yer da sells avon

is that its mostly women who sell the door to door beauty products ... so either your saying his dad cross dresses or hes gay?!

 

[emileh]

im assuming the insult in this


is that its mostly women who sell the door to door beauty products ... so either your saying his dad cross dresses or hes gay?!

It's a Scottish thing. It implies his dad is effeminate 🙂

 

[emileh]

@purplerose it's banter not malicious lol

@-Luka challenge me to a square go which in normal use would mean a fair fight but as we're online we're battering each other with yer ma/yer da insults instead.

He's losing by the way 😛

 

[-Luka]

Stop trolling me emyil

And my dad did not sell Avon. 🖕😂

 

[rapinoes smirking revenge]

Stop trolling me emyil

And my dad did not sell Avon. 🖕😂

he bought it?

 

[emileh]

Stop trolling me emyil

And my dad did not sell Avon. 🖕😂

He did too.

 

[emileh]

he bought it?

That as well. For himself.

 

[-Luka]

he bought it?

well he was a punk in his youth… 👀

 

[purplerose]

@purplerose it's banter not malicious lol

@-Luka challenge me to a square go which in normal use would mean a fair fight but as we're online we're battering each other with yer ma/yer da insults instead.

He's losing by the way 😛

oh no. i get its intended to be good natured. just needed to figure out if lukas dad needed my kohls cash or if i needed to buy an extra ticket to an elton john concert. turns out none of the above but funnier.