I need kitchen moral support!!!!!!!

Katie4F

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Ok so first off this is Pons from gc (can't change my name here grr). Today I decided to make brownies from scratch because I am really domestic and stuff BUT it is possible, slightly possible, that when I added in 1 cup of white sugar I might possibly have added instead one cup of salt. This was bad. I might possibly had a breakdown and cried. Please pretty please tell me some kitchen disaster you or someone in your family did to make me feel like I am not alone. You all rule.
 
Ok so first off this is Pons from gc (can't change my name here grr). Today I decided to make brownies from scratch because I am really domestic and stuff BUT it is possible, slightly possible, that when I added in 1 cup of white sugar I might possibly have added instead one cup of salt. This was bad. I might possibly had a breakdown and cried. Please pretty please tell me some kitchen disaster you or someone in your family did to make me feel like I am not alone. You all rule.
I made myself breakfast and it was the last of my eggs and bacon. I thought I had grabbed the syrup which was next to the liquid dish detergent….😅 yeah my idiotic aşs mistakenly poured dish soap on my food instead of the damn syrup. I seriously don’t know how I’ve got the two mixed up when they’re both in different bottles with different colors. It was blue dawn dish soap in my eggs 😂😭 omg I was so mad and yet so stupid. Mind you I was pretty sober so there’s no excuse why I messed that up. I tried to dump out the parts that the dish soap didn’t touch but it still tasted soapy so I just threw the whole plate away. Smh lol I was too busy in my damn phone.
 
Ok so first off this is Pons from gc (can't change my name here grr). Today I decided to make brownies from scratch because I am really domestic and stuff BUT it is possible, slightly possible, that when I added in 1 cup of white sugar I might possibly have added instead one cup of salt. This was bad. I might possibly had a breakdown and cried. Please pretty please tell me some kitchen disaster you or someone in your family did to make me feel like I am not alone. You all rule.
GIRLFRIAND I'm with Chu girl

When I was in the kitchen once and I added salt to ma black tea hail it was the blondest thing I'd ever done and I ain't even blonde I felt so stoopid that salt and sugar are the same dayum color, you know what I'm sayin'?

Girl, you just gotta tell yaself "ain't noboday perfect hail"

shake it off

Dance Celebrate GIF by Oregon Zoo
 
Ah cooking disasters. Where to start..... had so many have to say worst one was probably leaving a nut roast in too long, I blame pikachu as I was playing pokemon at the time. But one kitchen full of smoke and a very broken smoke later and here we are lol
 
I accidentally left a full bag of cereal on the top of the stove. I went to preheat the oven, and instead I turned a burner on. When I went outside, I looked inside through a window. And see the bag inflames in a panic, I dumped water on the bag. The fire went out, but ruined the stove, and I had to get a new one. Now I double-check the top of the stove when I preheat the oven.
 
Twice in one week I put instant noodles in the microwave without water. That's a smell you never get rid of.
My son did that once. You have to clean the entire microwave and also leave the microwave door open, and then it still lingers for a couple of weeks.
 
I thought it was going to start out as a beautiful day... until I finished my shower and realized when I started to dry my hair that I had not rinsed the conditioner out of my hair... Yeah me... Thanks to my girl it all worked out well but geez... what a mess.
 
GIRLFRIAND I'm with Chu girl

When I was in the kitchen once and I added salt to ma black tea hail it was the blondest thing I'd ever done and I ain't even blonde I felt so stoopid that salt and sugar are the same dayum color, you know what I'm sayin'?

Girl, you just gotta tell yaself "ain't noboday perfect hail"

shake it off

Dance Celebrate GIF by Oregon Zoo
a little bit of salt added to cocoa is tasty.
and pepper, just a bit. Flavour enhancers.

ps i prefer himalyan pink salt.
It's pink!
 
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