oh cool,It's so interesting, Thank you so very much.Ah Christmas the most magical of days 🙄
Allow me to talk you through a typical Christmas day...
- Wait up the night before until the kids go to finally go to sleep so they can be given their stockings. Everytime you creep in to check on them they will be awake.
- Be woken up at the crack of dawn.
- Everyone minus the children would rather be in bed, someone puts on Christmas music to wake the adults up. Wham will be heard.
- Someone will notice that Santas milk, mince pie and Rudolphs carrot have not been touched. Distract kids with gifts while someone chugs the milk, eats half the mince pie and tries to make a big reindeer like bite mark in the carrot.
- One kid will not get what they wanted and will throw a fit even though nobody recalls them ever asking for said gift.
- You will sit on the floor trying to put together a kids toy that they must have at that very moment, cursing under your breath at whoever purchased the toy.
- You will watch as the kid puts the newly built toy aside and plays with something else.
- Discover that at least one gift is broken (usually the one that you have no idea where the receipt is or the one that's hardest to send back)
- Someone will comment on what a waste wrapping paper is and very possibly will also inquire when the bin men come again.
- You have to wear at least one item of clothing that you've been gifted regardless of whether you like it.
- Have the wine open well before lunch. Someone will be drunk early.
- Have at least one fight. Possibly over people being in the kitchen when others are trying to cook.
- Eat as much of the food that has been creating a food mountain in the cupboard of weeks as possible. Feel Ill.
- Have brussel sprouts on the dinner table even though nobody likes them.
- Someone will mention that the Turkey is dry. Cue evil looks from the cook and a comment that they can cook it next year.
- Pull a cracker and be forced to wear the stupid hat. Get a 'prize' that will be either thrown straight in the bin or found months later in the junk draw
- With more alcohol flowing someone will make a comment that will "ruin Christmas"
- Older relatives will put the queen on the TV then promptly fall asleep
- Watch the same Christmas movie as every other year.
- Play a family game. 75% chance this will cause another fight
- Eat more food and drink more.
- Drunkest person will break something.
- Eat more food and drink more.
My God, thanks Andy, I've never tried. Are you a soldierNot usually...but...
One of my favorite Christmas memories was when I was on deployment in Bosnia....
Christmas morning the Mess Sergeant made sure everyone...even those of us on watch , had a hot cup of coffee and a bacon , egg and cheese sandwich.
That really meant a lot to us who were far away from home , out in the cold and wet...doing a tough job.
Andy
I was...enjoyed a lot of it...don't miss some of it....wouldn't trade any of my experiences with it.My God, thanks Andy, I've never tried. Are you a soldier
I think soldiers are great. They deserve respect,how are you nowI was...enjoyed a lot of it...don't miss some of it....wouldn't trade any of my experiences with it.
And thank you for the recognition...means a lot.
Andy
I am well thank you.I think soldiers are great. They deserve respect,how are you now
That sounds about right 😂😂😂Ah Christmas the most magical of days 🙄
Allow me to talk you through a typical Christmas day...
- Wait up the night before until the kids go to finally go to sleep so they can be given their stockings. Everytime you creep in to check on them they will be awake.
- Be woken up at the crack of dawn.
- Everyone minus the children would rather be in bed, someone puts on Christmas music to wake the adults up. Wham will be heard.
- Someone will notice that Santas milk, mince pie and Rudolphs carrot have not been touched. Distract kids with gifts while someone chugs the milk, eats half the mince pie and tries to make a big reindeer like bite mark in the carrot.
- One kid will not get what they wanted and will throw a fit even though nobody recalls them ever asking for said gift.
- You will sit on the floor trying to put together a kids toy that they must have at that very moment, cursing under your breath at whoever purchased the toy.
- You will watch as the kid puts the newly built toy aside and plays with something else.
- Discover that at least one gift is broken (usually the one that you have no idea where the receipt is or the one that's hardest to send back)
- Someone will comment on what a waste wrapping paper is and very possibly will also inquire when the bin men come again.
- You have to wear at least one item of clothing that you've been gifted regardless of whether you like it.
- Have the wine open well before lunch. Someone will be drunk early.
- Have at least one fight. Possibly over people being in the kitchen when others are trying to cook.
- Eat as much of the food that has been creating a food mountain in the cupboard of weeks as possible. Feel Ill.
- Have brussel sprouts on the dinner table even though nobody likes them.
- Someone will mention that the Turkey is dry. Cue evil looks from the cook and a comment that they can cook it next year.
- Pull a cracker and be forced to wear the stupid hat. Get a 'prize' that will be either thrown straight in the bin or found months later in the junk draw
- With more alcohol flowing someone will make a comment that will "ruin Christmas"
- Older relatives will put the queen on the TV then promptly fall asleep
- Watch the same Christmas movie as every other year.
- Play a family game. 75% chance this will cause another fight
- Eat more food and drink more.
- Drunkest person will break something.
- Eat more food and drink more.
well, cool.Work. Then when I’m done, I stuff my face and light a spliff. Best part of Christmas is spending extra on myself and not any other thing.
whyI don't really do anything special on Christmas Day (family doesn't celebrate it 😋)
oh, and go to the bathroom, lolWake, eat, sleep, repeat
you need to do something.I wonder where the year has gone throughout the day. Yer.