Best friend

[MissMotive]

Best friend vacancy. Apply below with credentials and biggest benefits you’ll bring into my life

 

[LostCause.]

Name: Lost
Credentials: Good at half of lost & found.
Benefits: Few and far between.
Notes: The lower your expectations, the better my perceived performance.

 

[Mayhem]

I have learned to move on

 

[Finn2.0]

Da **** is this? When did I try the replace you?!

 

[toodles]

sacrifice them to gay chat

 

[MissMotive]

Sike! It’s still @Finn2.0. Best friend I ever had. 🥺👉👈

 

[Finn2.0]

I didn’t even coerce her until saying that. Promise

 

[Deleted member 285556]

🤔

 

[MissMotive]

CowI didn’t even coerce her until saying that. Promise

Don’t hit me again

 

[LostCause.]

Sike! It’s still @Finn2.0. Best friend I ever had. 🥺👉👈

I'm offended on my behalf, that means I applied for nothing 😢.

 

[Ks_guy]

Best friend app.

1. Stalker and clingy tendencies so you’ll always feel wanted.
2. Nobody else wants to be my friend (more time for you)
3. And you know I’m good at putting a baby in things. Examples you and @Inkandtatts

 

[Deleted member 292068]

I've had friends faded away, but I just keep moving on. Friends come and go but true best friends stick around. I had a best friend I lost contact with after I introduced her to an ex friend who became toxic snd tried to jeopardize our friendship. In the end, everyone stopped being her friend but my ex best friend got closer to her. I got tired of hearing about all the bad things she was telling my ex best friend so I stopped contacting her. We talk from time to time but not like we used to.

 

[MissMotive]

I've had friends faded away, but I just keep moving on. Friends come and go but true best friends stick around. I had a best friend I lost contact with after I introduced her to an ex friend who became toxic snd tried to jeopardize our friendship. In the end, everyone stopped being her friend but my ex best friend got closer to her. I got tired of hearing about all the bad things she was telling my ex best friend so I stopped contacting her. We talk from time to time but not like we used to.

I’ll be your best friend, cause you’re amazin 🥺

 

[Finn2.0]

I’ll be your best friend, cause you’re amazin 🥺

I think what you meant to say is Boba can be OUR best friend 🙂

 

[IamDave]

Take em out, take em down

 

[MissMotive]

I think what you meant to say is Boba can be OUR best friend 🙂

Lolol yes that’s what I meant 👀

 

[Deleted member 285556]

 

[MissMotive]

Buzz off, asswipe

 

[Baby Universal]

Buzz off, asswipe

OI......language.





It's arsewipe

 

[-Luka]

Genuinely voted on the poll before I read the thread 🧐