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I offered to make all the Americans breakfast and none of them wanted it. I’m getting a complex.
Would you like a fry up?
-Luka
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Swerve the mushroom black pudding and eggs for an extra sausage or 3 you’ve got a dìck! 😋
You know there’s an edit button for autocorrect mistakes, right ?
Black pudding 🤢 that stuff should be illegal. I’ll have the extra eggs and I’m a fungi who makes lame dad jokes.
Black pudding 🤢 that stuff should be illegal. I’ll have the extra eggs and I’m a fungi who makes lame dad jokes.
-Luka
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it pains me to see that you use this against me when you know I have no edit button. You know all my problems how could you use this against me
Oops. Sorry, I forgot you’re in purgatory. My bad 🙁
Do both, in your head, and you probably got a nicely mixed pie for the evening.
MissMotive
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You didn’t offer me no breakfast tf
I'll make you breakfast babe. @Inkandtatts I'm ready for that one to come out so I can put another bun in the oven.
Scrambled eggs with cream I think
MissMotive
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I’m just hungry tbh.
Thanks lover, I’ll take a bacon toastie.
Americans are potatoes, eggs, meat. Only other acceptable sub is biscuit and gravy lol .
-Luka
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Yuck. I always think of custard creams and bisto gravy. 😭😭😭
What's a bacon toastie?
I'll make you breakfast to love 🙂 Have you ever had sh!t on shingle? It's texas toast with beef chipped gravy. So good!
MissMotive
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My friends also refer to sexual activities as biscuits.
“He stuck his pink wafer in my bourbon cream cause of Jamie dodger” -that one speak for itself
“He was a bit of a digestive biscuit” - boring but classic
“He stuck his pink wafer in my bourbon cream cause of Jamie dodger” -that one speak for itself
“He was a bit of a digestive biscuit” - boring but classic
Knew you were of that persuasion
I’ll take you to dinner instead. You can have the IAT treatment 😍
Now I know the S in KS stands for Stud
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