just had a king kong dump, it was fantastic, takes me days to poop sometimes, specially harder when im on iron supplements, then it is really like crapping a brick but it is fun cause im like, hey i might die, then i dont. then im like my toilet my clog, and sometimes it does, and im like muwahhahaha i beat you toilet! and then im like oh no, now i gotta fix it. so then the joke is on me, but i still sorta won.

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