5 Word Story Game

[Soapie]

Heading towards Eldorado, where she

(Edit context: meant Eldorado, the city of gold or something, not shangri-la, thats some happy garden place some bugger made up)

 

[SerenityMoon]

found a Cassino and went in

 

[MissMotive]

She approached the blackjack table

 

[Soapie]

And lost twenty seven grand

 

[MissMotive]

What would she do now??????

 

[Soapie]

Time to be a prozzie

 

[SerenityMoon]

She bet it all on

 

[.Princessa]

Horse racing. Then went all.

 

[ShinyNail]

Got stuck in my teeth.

 

[SerenityMoon]

should be end of story.

 

[Creed101]

But the story continues because

 

[MissMotive]

Trolls won’t ruin the fun

 

[ShinyNail]

But the chicken wasn’t hurt

 

[JenRock]

It crossed the road swiftly

 

[SerenityMoon]

Just to get to the

 

[JenRock]

Angel on the Christmas tree 🎄

 

[SerenityMoon]

The tree was too large

 

[Soapie]

Trim the damn tree hippie

 

[SerenityMoon]

The hippies trimmed the tree

 

[.Princessa]

Then decided to decorate it.

 

[Soapie]

With drugs and dream catchers

 

[SerenityMoon]

Drugs Are Bad Um Kay?

 

[Soapie]

But are ok in moderation

 

[SerenityMoon]

Nothing to do with the story.

 

[.Princessa]

Went to see Jimmy Buffett

 

[SerenityMoon]

Jimmy Buffett sat on a Tuffet

 

[ShinyNail]

And he didn’t answer because

 

[.Princessa]

Jimmy Buffett concert was about

 

[SerenityMoon]

to start when Mario and

 

[ShinyNail]

Luigi and princess peach arrived

 

[SerenityMoon]

Luigi set up his drums,

 

[ShinyNail]

Princess peach had her bass guitar

 

[SerenityMoon]

Mario plugged into his amp,

 

[ShinyNail]

Princess peach had her bass guitar

Bass remove guitar lol

 

[ShinyNail]

Mario turned volume to MAX

 

[SerenityMoon]

And with that one guitar

 

[Bread.]

he challenged king bowser to

 

[SerenityMoon]

a head banging metal head.

 

[Creed101]

Who dances just like your

 

[SerenityMoon]

Grandmum did in the Eighties

 

[Bread.]

before she birthed you and

 

[SerenityMoon]

puff puff passed the blunt.

 

[.Princessa]

Everybody sing Happy Birthday today.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Twenty-one candles on the cake,

 

[ShinyNail]

blow them out and wish

 

[.Princessa]

I could win the Powerball.

 

[SerenityMoon]

@Princessa wins the Powerball and

 

[Creed101]

Donates all the money to

 

[Radiation]

A random duck, because the

 

[SerenityMoon]

duck needs new shoes and

 

[Radiation]

Also needs a new hat.

 

[SerenityMoon]

The duck goes to Kingsmen

 

[.Princessa]

Then goes to Sydney, Australia.

 

[Creed101]

And meets @Kd. who gives

 

[.Princessa]

@Creed101 a Christmas present soon.

 

[SerenityMoon]

@Creed101 Opens his gift quickly

 

[.Princessa]

And he got a watch

 

[SerenityMoon]

A Mickey Mouse Watch with

 

[.Princessa]

An alarm and underwater capability.

 

[Creed101]

An alarm and underwater capability.

And 50$ from @Kd. for

 

[SerenityMoon]

Dark Chocolates and Imported Wine

 

[.Princessa]

And chocolate cake and cookies.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Dark Chocolate covered Strawberries and

 

[.Princessa]

Lots of water to drink.

 

[SerenityMoon]

The apples were peeled and

 

[.Princessa]

Then we all ate apples.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Carmel apples are the best

 

[Radiation]

But ducks are so adorable

 

[SerenityMoon]

Even when covered in blood

 

[Radiation]

Because they teamkilled a cow

 

[SerenityMoon]

just for fun. Then ran

 

[Radiation]

all the way to Chicago

 

[Creed101]

For some horizon pizza as

 

[SerenityMoon]

the snow began to fall

 

[.Princessa]

we had White Christmas 2022

 

[SerenityMoon]

With high hopes for 2003

 

[.Princessa]

Hope 2023 will be better

 

[Creed101]

Holiday foot fetishist @Kd. then

 

[Kd.]

@Kd. Said let’s stop this

 

[Creed101]

@Kd. Said let’s stop this

And use our dancing Feet.

 

[SerenityMoon]

The penguins join in dancing

 

[SerenityMoon]

and all had a wonderful Christmas.

 

[.Princessa]

We're ready for New Year's

 

[SerenityMoon]

the clock is set for

 

[Creed101]

8pm because of the party

 

[SerenityMoon]

The band started setting up

 

[Creed101]

To play for everyone some

 

[SerenityMoon]

Metal and Rock music. They

 

[Creed101]

Went all crazy for fans

 

[SerenityMoon]

the girls in the crowd

 

[Creed101]

That showed @Kd. feet for

 

[SerenityMoon]

fifty cents, were allowed to

 

[ShinyNail]

And so we started dancing

 

[.Princessa]

At the concert on stage

 

[redcrazykid]

cept you guys were dreaming

 

[SerenityMoon]

and woke up with @Kd.

 

[Creed101]

Eating some Cheetos Snacks and

 

[SerenityMoon]

drinking room temperature Mountain Dew

 

[redcrazykid]

Cept, you guys were lying

 

[Creed101]

About those Soda’s because of