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Umbra

Umbra

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A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I smell is MOLASSES!"
 
Umbra said:
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I smell is MOLASSES!"
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lmfao nice one
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A Favour From Frank Sinatra​

A man takes his girlfriend to Las Vegas on a special holiday. While he’s there he spots Frank Sinatra in the lobby of a hotel. The man is a big Sinatra fan and so he sidles up to his hero and says: “Mr Sinatra, it’s absolutely fantastic to meet you. I have all your records and have seen all your films. I wonder if I could ask a favour of you.”

“OK,” says Frank. “What is it?”

“I’m here with my girlfriend,” says the man, “it would impress her so much if you came over to us in the bar in a few minutes and said hello to me as though we were old pals.”

“Ah what the hell!” says Sinatra. “OK I’ll do it!”

A few minutes later the man is sitting at the bar with his girlfriend. Frank walks over to them, taps the man on the shoulder and says, “Hey! Fancy meeting you here! How you doing?”

The man turns and says, “Oi! Piss off, Frank! Can’t you see I’m busy?!”
 
I got the plastic surgery to become a bucket...I was a pail imitation. The pun is mine. The Sinatra one comes from a book of old English jokes.
 
“A pedant was voyaging in a storm and each of his fellow-passengers laying hold of some object to save himself, he grasped one of the anchors.” - Philogelos ("Love of Laughter"), Circa 400 AD, the first known joke book

The British comedian Jimmy Carr said that the structure and characters of many of these jokes are perennial. Some made me laugh lol
 
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