Animals that piss you off

Tiny dogs that feel they need to make up for being tiny by being loud, yippy motherf*ckers. They're like tiny little rodents. A disgrace to their majestic wolf ancestors.
 
Pandas...those little peices of ****. I hope they burn in hell forever. They took my money, my job, and my big breasted wife away from me. They watched me cry in the corner whilst they laughed. I'll have my revenge.
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Bugs are not animals you guys...

Then why do they fall under the Kingdom Animalia?

Aside from people like OM up here, pheasants. They're the foot soldiers of a hunting dog-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch I find wearin' ring neck pheasant feathers, they gon' die.
 
Raccoons and roaches are not welcome in my house. They are the worst. They eat food, make a mess, and bring diseases. They also have rabies or bacteria, which is gross. If I see one of them in my house, I will scream like a banshee and call pest control. They are not pets, they are pests. Get them away from my house!
 
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