~ * BATTLE TO THE DEATH * ~

who would win in a battle to the death???

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babydolla

babydolla

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okie babes,

lets pretend for a moment that general chat is the coliseum in rome, & the above ppl are all gladiators who has to fight to the death for their freedom...

WHO DO U THINK WILL LIVE IN GLORY & WHO WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH??????

 
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Lets Get It On Fight GIF
 
Here is my story:
Time and location ( Roman Empire - the period of kings & many queens ) Republican Rome circa 650 BC - Chat, Ave Colosseum Grand.

"It is going to be one bloody morning and a good day to die on." - Said Jose the Iberian, while sharpening his Axe and shaving his 7-day-grown beard with it.

Amandalorien, like a shadow secretly moves to Leigh, whispering to her"
"What if they unleash the lions on us at the end?"

To that Leigh replies, making sure that everyone in the armory room can hear it:
"Not to worry, for I'm the Lioness, I will deal with them"
"You just make sure you got your power charger on and connected so we can escape with the electrical chariot"...

On the nearby granite pedestal, in the event he wins... Samwise was rehearsing his diplomatic and victorious speech when the "Trumpets of Jupiter" sounded... Glory to Rome.

And Mighty Chat Masterus, on his feet, shouted"

"FOR ALL OF YOU ABOUT TO FIGHT & SPILL YOUR BLOOD WITH THE ANIMALS SO YOU CAN BECOME AS ONE- I SALUT YOU"!!!

To be continued...
 
brightie said:
Here is my story:
Time and location ( Roman Empire - the period of kings & many queens ) Republican Rome circa 650 BC - Chat, Ave Colosseum Grand.

"It is going to be one bloody morning and a good day to die on." - Said Jose the Iberian, while sharpening his Axe and shaving his 7-day-grown beard with it.

Amandalorien, like a shadow secretly moves to Leigh, whispering to her"
"What if they unleash the lions on us at the end?"

To that Leigh replies, making sure that everyone in the armory room can hear it:
"Not to worry, for I'm the Lioness, I will deal with them"
"You just make sure you got your power charger on and connected so we can escape with the electrical chariot"...

On the nearby granite pedestal, in the event he wins... Samwise was rehearsing his diplomatic and victorious speech when the "Trumpets of Jupiter" sounded... Glory to Rome.

And Mighty Chat Masterus, on his feet, shouted"

"FOR ALL OF YOU ABOUT TO FIGHT & SPILL YOUR BLOOD WITH THE ANIMALS SO YOU CAN BECOME AS ONE- I SALUT YOU"!!!

To be continued...
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pls dont stop, i luv this
 
I could just be a pedantic prick and point out that gladiatorial fighting became a sport during the first century BC, but good story nonetheless
 
It is clear that it is a close call between Pinky and The Leigh. I want to see those two battle it out "drop the mike style", via voice clips. Although thinking about it, I would consider donating to some Canadian specific cause just to hear a voice clip of Sam Wise rapping.
 
part two: ( the crowd ) spectators.

...and the crowd jumps - goes into a state of absolute madness & euphoria.

While drums beat and the madness of 10 000 strong voices mingle with the beautiful aroma, coming from the underground of the Colosseum,
One could easily, smell and see that the Pizza is being prepared for the whole crowd by the Italian cooks, that came from Napoli.
There are even a few stretched bulls cooking slowly on the Argentinian's wood BBQ.
Dozens of pork roast rounded on the skewers, by the Spanish butchers.
And some sugary pastry with Matcha, chicken dumplings fried in peanut oil and with Saffron and almonds inside, provided by the Chinese emperor himself.
Marzipan from the northern parts of Europe and sizzling hot baklava churning from the bronze-circled plates - coming from the Middle Eastern provinces.
Even, the Queen of all queens, Cleopatra sends her best wishes from the Macedonian royal court with some Ayvar and sheep feta cheese.
There are plentiful grapes of all kinds and sorts, just beside the huge Athenian clay amphoras lined near the entrance to the arena and loaded with red wine, prepared by the masters of good wine the ( Gauls )Franks.

...and whatnot.
Indeed, just a dazzling display of colors sound, and mesmerizing smell circles the event.

It's the 41st emperor's ( chat masteruses ) b-day.

He decided to give common mortals and the nobles a spectacle, never before seen.
That is why, caravans with spices and jewelry, the finest silk, and colorful Persian rugs are parked outside the Chat Ave arena, waiting for their customers to enter and never leave.

There is a sign just before you enter the Colosseum saying:

"In honor of our great emperor, today we all eat for free"
Disclaimer:
"Entrance 1 denarius aureus, exit 5 denarius aureus"


The debonairone & Ezz are getting ready by the entrance stretching and flexing their muscles.
They both prefer having a spear and a bronze shield.
You can see sharp swords ( gladius ) hanging out of their right side ( saying to all the rest that they are right-handed) or is it?

"We should stand a better chance if we team up" - said Ezz to debonairone.


To be continued...
 
Pinky said:
You’re a minor too, doofus. Adults fear being called creepy if they vote for me.


It kinda does look like a Jedi robe, ngl. Or a still suit from the planet Dune.
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Hahahq Dune
 
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