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So we do not lose heart. Though our outer self is wasting away, our inner self is being renewed day by day. For this light momentary affliction is preparing for us an eternal weight of glory beyond all comparison, as we look not to the things that are seen but to the things that are unseen. For the things that are seen are transient,but the things that are unseen are eternal.

Corinthians 4:16-18
 

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1 Corinthians 13:4-8

4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

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18 But what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a person. 19 For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false witness, slander. 20 These are what defile a person.

Matthew 15 18-20
 
“After he had gone, the servants came and found the doors of the upper room locked. They said, ‘He must be relieving himself in the inner room of the palace.'”

Judges 3:24
 
H.R. PufnStuf said:
1 Corinthians 13:4-8

4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
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these r the sorts of quotes i love from the holy christian bible. some parts r so mean and talk about death and punishment and fire and pain. i dont get these kinds of gods.

u gotta love me or i will torture u

buddhism teaches u about enlightenment thru peace, love and meditation. we dont have to go out and shove our options down everybody else's throat and say they r evil nasty ppl if they dont follow the teachings of the buddha. we dont say u will be forever in agony if u dont do as we say.

we r about peace tranquility and love

“It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you.”

~ Buddha, from the Holy Vinaya Tripitaka (texts of Buddhist canon)
 
DESS said:
Ephesians 4:32 - “Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.”
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Ah feck off

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You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge another, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things.

Romans 2:1
 
For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms

Ephesians 6:12
 
“Put on then, as God's chosen ones, holy and beloved, compassionate hearts, kindness, humility, meekness, and patience, bearing with one another and, if one has a complaint against another, forgiving each other; as the Lord has forgiven you, so you also must forgive.
 
"So they made their father drink wine that night also. And the younger one arose and laid down with him and he did not know when she laid down and when she arose."
GENESIS 19:35

This was when Lot's daughters seduced their father so they could have children. Reported to be Trump's favorite bible passage.
 
BlackLivesMatter said:
"So they made their father drink wine that night also. And the younger one arose and laid down with him and he did not know when she laid down and when she arose."
GENESIS 19:35

This was when Lot's daughters seduced their father so they could have children. Reported to be Trump's favorite bible passage.
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ewwww sometimes the bible is so creepy
 
man shall not lay with another man as he does a woman, for that is abomination - Leviticus 18:22

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But when Sisera fell asleep from exhaustion, Jael quietly crept up to him with a hammer and tent peg in her hand. Then she drove the tent peg through his temple and into the ground, and so he died.

Judges 4:21
 
Carry a tent peg with you, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your dung. The LORD your God moves around through your camp to protect you and to defeat your enemies for you, so the camp must be holy.

Deuteronomy 23:13-14
 
But for those who are married, I have a command that comes not from me, but from the Lord. A wife must not leave her husband. But if she does leave him, let her remain single or else be reconciled to him.

1 Corinthians 7:10-11
 
As for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are around you. You may also buy from among the strangers who sojourn with you and their clans that are with you, who have been born in your land, and they may be your property. You may bequeath them to your sons after you to inherit as a possession forever. You may make slaves of them, but over your brothers the people of Israel you shall not rule, one over another ruthlessly.

Leviticus 25:44-46
 
Leviticus is a rough read being female.. lawrd..lol.. glad I live in this age. I don't think those words ever left my mouth..lol
 
Tams said:
christian bible is so immoral
slavery
murder (stoning ppl to death)
bigotry
misogyny
war

and christians say they r such good ppl
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this is incredibly ignorant,

you act like christianity, & christians as a whole are the only people or religious group that is guilty of every single one of those things; every single culture, religion, race, & society, has been responsible for literally all of that...

...name one that ain't...

so is everyone a shittyy person then???

peace,
god-bless 🕊️🕊️
 
babydolla said:
this is incredibly ignorant,

you act like christianity, & christians as a whole are the only people or religious group that is guilty of every single one of those things; every single culture, religion, race, & society, has been responsible for literally all of that...

...name one that ain't...

so is everyone a shittyy person then???

peace,
god-bless 🕊️🕊️
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show me a part of the tripitaka that says any of that is ok. guess im just ignotant.
 
Tams said:
show me a part of the tripitaka that says any of that is ok. guess im just ignotant.
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here's a wild example for you, girl;

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sound a lot like buddhism too is a victim of the times it was conceived in, you know the kind;

the kind of time where slavery for example was ultimately acceptable 😉😉

...except of course the people enslaved...

only religion that doesn't has anything to do with slavery, is; anton lavey's satanism, & good luck convincing anyone that so-called-religion is a serious religion...

you can put that one in your pocket for later, it's on the house babe

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Don't blame God for the sins of man... that's all I have to say.. shrugs
 
No temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man. God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your ability, but with the temptation he will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it.

1 Corinthians 10:13
 
But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother’s wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother.

Genesis 38:9
 
2 Kings 2:23-24:

"From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. 'Get out of here, baldy!' they said. 'Get out of here, baldy!' He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."

😌 so don’t be talkin mess y’all.
 
Crumb said:
Does this apply to women as well??
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The bible is pretty silent about that but I'd like to think that God allowed women to be lesbians because they had a very rough rough time, including having noses and ears cut off, having their children, clothes and jewellery taken away from them, and being left naked and bare for the Babylonian, the Chaldeans, the men of Pekod and Shoa and Koa, and all the Assyrians with them (paraphrased from Ezekiel 23)
 
Inkandtatts said:
The bible is pretty silent about that but I'd like to think that God allowed women to be lesbians because they had a very rough rough time, including having noses and ears cut off, having their children, clothes and jewellery taken away from them, and being left naked and bare for the Babylonian, the Chaldeans, the men of Pekod and Shoa and Koa, and all the Assyrians with them (paraphrased from Ezekiel 23)
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This kinda sexism passed down from our Lord is what makes men pretend to be lesbians in chat rooms.
 
Deuteronomy 25:11-12

New Revised Standard Version: "If men get into a fight with one another, and the wife of one intervenes to rescue her husband from the grip of his opponent by reaching out and seizing his genitals, you shall cut off her hand; show no pity."

New International Version: "If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."

King James Version: "When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."


Moral of this story: Your man ain't worth it ladies, keep your hands to yourself.
 
Inkandtatts said:
The bible is pretty silent about that but I'd like to think that God allowed women to be lesbians because they had a very rough rough time, including having noses and ears cut off, having their children, clothes and jewellery taken away from them, and being left naked and bare for the Babylonian, the Chaldeans, the men of Pekod and Shoa and Koa, and all the Assyrians with them (paraphrased from Ezekiel 23)
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God knows what’s up sometimes.

Song of Solomon 4:7
"You are altogether beautiful, my love; there is no flaw in you."

I know who this is about… 😍
 
Judges 4:21:
"But Jael, Heber's wife, picked up a tent peg and a hammer and went quietly to him while he lay fast asleep, exhausted. She drove the peg through his temple into the ground, and he died."

See ya, Sisera.
 
But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the ***** in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you."

Deuteronomy 22: 20-21
 
Inkandtatts said:
But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the ***** in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you."

Deuteronomy 22: 20-21
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The word of God himself is censored ☹️
 
If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.

Deuteronomy 25:11-12
 
Inkandtatts said:
If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.

Deuteronomy 25:11-12
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You're so unimaginative 🙄.

LostCause. said:
Deuteronomy 25:11-12

New Revised Standard Version: "If men get into a fight with one another, and the wife of one intervenes to rescue her husband from the grip of his opponent by reaching out and seizing his genitals, you shall cut off her hand; show no pity."

New International Version: "If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."

King James Version: "When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."


Moral of this story: Your man ain't worth it ladies, keep your hands to yourself.
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Then Saul said, “Thus shall you say to David, ‘The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king’s enemies.’”

Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king’s son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines.

And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.

Samuel 18:25-27
 
Inkandtatts said:
Then Saul said, “Thus shall you say to David, ‘The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king’s enemies.’”

Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king’s son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines.

And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.

Samuel 18:25-27
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ugh saul had a reeeeal creepy fetish.
 
The LORD then said to Moses: Take the blasphemer outside the camp, and when all who heard him have laid their hands on his head, let the whole community stone him. Tell the Israelites: Anyone who blasphemes God shall bear the penalty.

Whoever utters the name of the LORD in a curse shall be put to death. The whole community shall stone that person; alien and native-born alike must be put to death for uttering the LORD’s name in a curse.

Leviticus 24:16
 
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"If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbours wife." Deuteronomy 22:23-24
 
Then he asked her, 'What's the matter?' She answered, 'This woman said to me, "Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we'll eat my son." So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, 'Give up your son so we may eat him,' but she had hidden him

2 Kings 6:28-29
 
And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out.

Judges 3:21
 
Inkandtatts said:
And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out.

Judges 3:21
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omg the bible is violent and creepy and like a horror movie. but its ok for kids?? come on now 🤢
 
1But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty.2For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy,3heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good,4treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God,5having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people.

Second Timothy

(although m a red letter guy)
 
TheDifference said:
@Inkandtatts you seem to be specifically choosing Bible verses that are either violent or sexual. Are you trying to make some kind of statement or point? If so, why not just say it?
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This is a thread to quote bible verses.

Anyone, including you, can post any verse from the bible or in fact any other religious text. Please keep it on topic ✌️

Reminder to all not to include links especially when you copy/paste
 
Inkandtatts said:
This is a thread to quote bible verses.

Anyone, including you, can post any verse from the bible or in fact any other religious text. Please keep it on topic ✌️

Reminder to all not to include links especially when you copy/paste
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its also a clean forum so no sexual content .
 
Inkandtatts said:
This is a thread to quote bible verses.

Anyone, including you, can post any verse from the bible or in fact any other religious text. Please keep it on topic ✌️

Reminder to all not to include links especially when you copy/paste
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Yes. I understand the title of the thread and I’m not trying to derail it. I simply made an observation and asked you a question. If you don’t want to answer it that’s fine. 👍🏻
 
TheDifference said:
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs."

-1 Corinthians 13:4-5
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“The LORD makes firm the steps of the one who delights in him; though he may stumble, he will not fall, for the LORD upholds him with his hand.” Psalm 37:23-24
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Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You shut the door of the kingdom of heaven in people’s faces. You yourselves do not enter, nor will you let those enter who are trying to

Matthew 23:13
 
Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered.

When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. “How did the fig tree wither so quickly?” they asked.

Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.”

Matthew 21:18-22
 
Now a man named Ananias, together with his wife Sapphira, also sold a piece of property. With his wife's full knowledge he kept back part of the money for himself...Then Peter said, 'Ananias, how is it that Satan has so filled your heart that you have lied to the Holy Spirit?'...Then Ananias fell down and died...God has struck you down,' said Peter, 'for lying to the Holy Spirit.' Immediately, she fell down at his feet and died.

Acts 5:1-11
 
… we know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope. And hope does not disappoint us, because God has poured out His love into our hearts through the Holy Spirit, whom He has given us.

Romans 5:3-54
 
H.R. PufnStuf said:
its also a clean forum so no sexual content .
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As the bible apparently has too much of this in it, please can this be closed @Apollo @H.R. PufnStuf @Ness_eb ? Thank you

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