Breads 4 step plan on how to >actually< resolve mod complaints

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Good Evening everyone,
Have you guys ever had a mod complaint? I know I have.
Day after day this forum filled with endless mod complaints.
Threads are locked left and right. This breeds frustration and anger.
You can kick people this way, ban people that way but the trolls feed off the very energy you give back.
You're probably asking yourself right now, isn't there a better way?

THERE IS!

I have devised a groundbreaking and controversial new plan using the latest powerpoint technology for all the admins/mods to look at.
My plan is completely FREE to view and of no charge to you.
I thank you for your time.
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The presentation is nice but it could be better. Here are some improvement points (other than getting a life) but you know, I make powerpoints for a living so some notes:

- Theme is awful, what is that indigo (blue? purple?) background with a gold line across, search "free modern ppt templates" on ******, and enjoy
- Don't bullet points your main points, they are already separated so visually, it is repetitive to bullet both your main and sub-points
- No spacing for two sub-points under "Respond" shows inconsistency and visual irregularity (and some other weird formatting but this one made my d**k unhappy so I will point it out)
- Font colours don't work well with the theme, again, it's probably due to the theme being ugly as f***
- Your graph says 2021 but it's only June, showing data for the whole year tells the reader you just took a stock photo and throw in a bs heading, undermines the effort you put into making this and also reduces your credibility
- Go to Unsplash or some other website to take royalty-free images that are high quality so it doesn't look amateur
- Very small point but TM requires two things: used in commerce and distinctive identification, maybe you are infamous here but you are not properly branded as a commerce

I get it's a fucking joke (or not) but since you decided to waste your time making this sh**, it inspired me to waste mine as well. Don't come for me, I got protection here. I look forward to your next and improved PPT.
 
x18m said:
The presentation is nice but it could be better. Here are some improvement points (other than getting a life) but you know, I make powerpoints for a living so some notes:

- Theme is awful, what is that indigo (blue? purple?) background with a gold line across, search "free modern ppt templates" on ******, and enjoy
- Don't bullet points your main points, they are already separated so visually, it is repetitive to bullet both your main and sub-points
- No spacing for two sub-points under "Respond" shows inconsistency and visual irregularity (and some other weird formatting but this one made my d**k unhappy so I will point it out)
- Font colours don't work well with the theme, again, it's probably due to the theme being ugly as f***
- Your graph says 2021 but it's only June, showing data for the whole year tells the reader you just took a stock photo and throw in a bs heading, undermines the effort you put into making this and also reduces your credibility
- Go to Unsplash or some other website to take royalty-free images that are high quality so it doesn't look amateur
- Very small point but TM requires two things: used in commerce and distinctive identification, maybe you are infamous here but you are not properly branded as a commerce

I get it's a fucking joke (or not) but since you decided to waste your time making this sh**, it inspired me to waste mine as well. Don't come for me, I got protection here. I look forward to your next and improved PPT.
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-I did not want to bother wasting time looking for custom themes/templates.
-I will keep that in mind for my current powerpoint.
-Spacing would have moved text out of frame, thus I would have needed to change font size. I did not want to have the font size differ from the rest of the slides.
-I am colorblind. I will keep your sole opinion in mind next time I'm choosing colors.
-It's called a projection. It is not a stock photo, It is graphed from a custom spreadsheet. Maybe I should have titled it as such because people don't seem to realize I have projected data for the whole year, as you've stated.
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-Anything can be improved, but I was happy with the royalty-free images I found. Don't know why I would need high quality images if their resolution is the size of a thumbnail.
-Of course, but you seem to concur in your last statement.
 
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