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Pandemic

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U ever been so warm in bed and cozy that when u wake up middle of the night and need to pee u cant physically make yourself get out of bed so u piss in a mountain dew bottle that fell in arms legth of your bed and go back to sleep.
 
Pandemic said:
U ever been so warm in bed and cozy that when u wake up middle of the night and need to pee u cant physically make yourself get out of bed so u piss in a mountain dew bottle that fell in arms legth of your bed and go back to sleep.
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Some of us don't have the luxury 😂😂
 
Inkandtatts said:
Happens to me all the time. The used bottle is a good heat source too.
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Pandemic said:
U ever been so warm in bed and cozy that when u wake up middle of the night and need to pee u cant physically make yourself get out of bed so u piss in a mountain dew bottle that fell in arms legth of your bed and go back to sleep.
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Whatcha do if you gotta poop? Sh!t the bed lol.
 
MissMotive said:
No you didn’t. You said you’re too lazy to do it. That’s not the same as “I think it’s disgusting”.
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Ok let me clarify... I sleep so little that I'm often sleep deprived. So after another night of 45 minutes sleep, I'd forget I pissed in the bottle and fancy a drink. That would ruin my morning. So no, I wouldn't do this because that's disgusting.
 
Finn2.0 said:
Ok let me clarify... I sleep so little that I'm often sleep deprived. So after another night of 45 minutes sleep, I'd forget I pissed in the bottle and fancy a drink. That would ruin my morning. So no, I wouldn't do this because that's disgusting.
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Don’t try to mansplain to me, boy. You’re still saying it’s ONLY disgusting incase you drink it. What you should be saying “I wouldn’t piss in a bottle cause that’s savage and disgusting”. Case and point, you’re disgusting too.
 
MissMotive said:
Don’t try to mansplain to me, boy. You’re still saying it’s ONLY disgusting incase you drink it. What you should be saying “I wouldn’t piss in a bottle cause that’s savage and disgusting”. Case and point, you’re disgusting too.
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When a man's gotta go he's gotta go
 
Finn2.0 said:
Ok let me clarify... I sleep so little that I'm often sleep deprived. So after another night of 45 minutes sleep, I'd forget I pissed in the bottle and fancy a drink. That would ruin my morning. So no, I wouldn't do this because that's disgusting.
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Reminds me of a hanin eliasinterview where she talked about living in an open door squatand pissing in an orange juice carton and in the morning her roomate drank it
 
toodles said:
yes please bring following
- dictionary and thesaurus
- lined paper (not a book)
- flash cards
- tie
- pe kit

tie is very important. homework before elsson is to learn how to put a not into ur tie.

thanks

mr toodles
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Tut tut

Dang. Lesson fookedup @toodles
toodles said:
Tie is very important. homework Homework before elsson lesson is to learn how to put a not knot into ur your tie.
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