Do you have a cat?

Calling yourself the best? Alright Spleeny.

I’m the bestest friend you ever had, so… say what you will to get a few laughs, buster.
I didn’t say I was the best! I said my comment was. I would never call myself the best. I really am the best at being humble
 
I didn’t say I was the best! I said my comment was. I would never call myself the best. I really am the best at being humble
Mhmmm. Whatever you say.
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If so,

Tell them I love them.




That's all, thanks.
yes , 2.

one told you to fuck off peasant, attention is only given out to humans every 53rd week of the year on a thursday for exactly 7 mins and 18 seconds and may not be all at the same time.
and
one just asked you for food. even though the bowl is full.

needless to say i have the feliway running 24/7 on all levels of my house.
 
My oldest cat won't leave me alone. At first it annoyed me but now I love it
 
i long ago resigned myself to box cleaner and food bowl filler. most times you can find my cat curled up on an old blanket on the floor of my basement and im ok with that
How old is your cat?
 
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