Doctor Doctor jokes

[Kasphero]

Patient : Doctor Doctor please help me I'm getting shorter every second
Doctor : Just wait there and be a little patient

 

[Sammyxo]

BAHGAGAHAHAHAH I CANT 😭😭😭😭

 

[Kasphero]

Doctor doctor, I feel like a carrot
• Don't get yourself in a stew

 

[Kasphero]

Doctor doctor, I've swallowed my pocket money
• Take this and we'll see if there's any change in the morning


Doctor doctor, I couldn't drink my medicine after my bath like you told me
• why not?
well after I've drunk my bath I haven't got room for the medicine


Doctor, doctor I think I'm suffering from Déjà Vu!
• Didn't I see you yesterday?

 

[Kasphero]

Doctor doctor, I've got acute appendicitis
• You've got a cute little dimple too


Doctor, doctor, what's the quickest way to get to hospital?
• lie in the road outside


Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live
• just wait a minute will you . . .


Doctor doctor, I've heard that exercise kills germs; is it true?
• Probably, but how do you get the germs to exercise?

 

[Suki2]

Doctor, doctor, my skin is very sentitive. Every place I touch it hurts! Proceedes to touch arm, "ouch", leg, "ouch",etc.
Doctor thinks a minute then says "your skin isn't sensitive, you have a broken finger."

 

[Radiation]

What did the doctor say to the other doctor?

"I'm a doctor."