Easy Poll

Do you want to see pictures of my car?

  • yes

    Votes: 2 40.0%

  • I always salute my toilet after dropping a large dook.

    Votes: 1 20.0%

  • My vajay jay is the best.

    Votes: 2 40.0%
  • Total voters
    5
  • Poll closed .
OriginalScreenName

OriginalScreenName

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I hate my car, I keep the inside of it super clean, but it is 20 years old, and is in its' final years.
So I am making the outside look fucking insane, for a few reasons, I can; it was never a chick magnet even brand new out of the dealership, and my give-a-**** is gone. I would rather people on the road who engage in road rage or like to tailgate, to give them reason to wonder if I am worth the effort and to wonder if I have car insurance. Also, it is an eye soar to my neighbors! And I fucking hate my neighbors. Each and every one of them. So if it annoys them, makes them say, holy fucking ****, or, wtf is wrong with that guy. then huzza.

I plan on adding bumper stickers on nonbumper areas, and eventually, I want to buy a cheap bag of dinosaur toys to glue onto it.
 
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I only needed one yes, so ty for the two, I been a tad busy but pictures are coming, and I am nowhere near finished, I simply did some quick paint additions.
 
For those of you who do not want to see my car, don't come back. If you do, then you obviously wanted to see my car and are thusly secretly gay for me.
 
Been a while I know, I was lazy as hell to take the pics, and I am so sorry to keep everyone waiting. The " Jake From " was written by some school children that were brave enough to actually go up to my car in my damn driveway and write in the blank space, they didn't get to finish so I finished the " state farm " for them. the rest was all me. The Pee Pee Poo Poo is for the upcoming election and all further elections.

@Amandalorian @babydolla @Princessa @Kd.

https://imgur.com/ZTLGJyT

https://imgur.com/4nml3qj

https://imgur.com/s866pAU

https://imgur.com/8Fej1YA

https://imgur.com/TilA9fe

https://imgur.com/kv2nqT1
 
OriginalScreenName said:
lmfao it is very real, and way way cooler than your motorcycle.
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Her motorcycle is like 50k, your Infamous Yellow Bike special costs 50 dollars, shakes like Kim Kardashian's (an Asian celebrity) ass on a treadmill after surpassing 15 mph and came with a free scratch off/cup of coffee.
 
well, I did it to myself, evidently, boba waits on bated breath for me to mention him and then he stalks me, so here he is, big fucking surprise.

I still have a six-pack of your tears from last year so I'm good. To dense to tell when I have you on ignore and when I don't.
 
OriginalScreenName said:
Been a while I know, I was lazy as hell to take the pics, and I am so sorry to keep everyone waiting. The " Jake From " was written by some school children that were brave enough to actually go up to my car in my damn driveway and write in the blank space, they didn't get to finish so I finished the " state farm " for them. the rest was all me. The Pee Pee Poo Poo is for the upcoming election and all further elections.

@Amandalorian @babydolla @Princessa @Kd.

https://imgur.com/ZTLGJyT

https://imgur.com/4nml3qj

https://imgur.com/s866pAU

https://imgur.com/8Fej1YA

https://imgur.com/TilA9fe

https://imgur.com/kv2nqT1
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You are a fuken loon!
 
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