F YOU AMAZON

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Someone want to explain to me why my MOTHER FUCKING 2000 PIECE LEGO BATMOBILE TUMBLER IS NOW DELAYED UNTIL THE 14TH OF NEXT WEEK!?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE WAS DEBBY, DEBBY CAME THROUGH AND SO SORRY YOUR ITEM IS NOW DELAYED! Well ya $#%#$# HOW THE **** DID MY OTHER ITEMS MAKE IT ON TIME!?

NOW I GOTTA WAIT AN ENTIRE WEEK, WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO UNTIL THEN?

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR EXCUSES, IF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ORDERS ANYTHING FROM AMAZON HE GETS IT IN TWO DAMN DAYS!

I AM THE PRESIDENT OF MY WORLD SO I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT A WEEK!

I Swear to **** if I wasn't paying a dirt cheap subscription for amazon prime, people would be dead right now at Amazon and UPS.

WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU? EVIDENTLY NOT GET ME MY PACKAGE HERE ON FUCKING TIME!

BUT BUT BUT SIR THE STORM!

I DON'T CARE! I DON'T GIVE A **** IF THE TRANSFER FACILITY IS UNDERWATER, YOU GO GET ME ANOTHER ONE AND YOU HIRE A TEAM OF NINJAS, AND GET IT TO ME!

Thank the Jewish and Christian God that I get my comics locally because woooooooooooooooooooooooooo, please, I TRIPLE DOG DARE SOMEONE TO F WITH MY COMICS, This is in the realm of my comics Hence why I am being so calm.

Mark the date on your calendars people, Aug 14th, because I swear if my 2000 piece Lego Batmobile Tumbler is not here... Heads will roll.
 
Someone want to explain to me why my MOTHER FUCKING 2000 PIECE LEGO BATMOBILE TUMBLER IS NOW DELAYED UNTIL THE 14TH OF NEXT WEEK!?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE WAS DEBBY, DEBBY CAME THROUGH AND SO SORRY YOUR ITEM IS NOW DELAYED! Well ya $#%#$# HOW THE **** DID MY OTHER ITEMS MAKE IT ON TIME!?

NOW I GOTTA WAIT AN ENTIRE WEEK, WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO UNTIL THEN?

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR EXCUSES, IF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ORDERS ANYTHING FROM AMAZON HE GETS IT IN TWO DAMN DAYS!

I AM THE PRESIDENT OF MY WORLD SO I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT A WEEK!

I Swear to **** if I wasn't paying a dirt cheap subscription for amazon prime, people would be dead right now at Amazon and UPS.

WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU? EVIDENTLY NOT GET ME MY PACKAGE HERE ON FUCKING TIME!

BUT BUT BUT SIR THE STORM!

I DON'T CARE! I DON'T GIVE A **** IF THE TRANSFER FACILITY IS UNDERWATER, YOU GO GET ME ANOTHER ONE AND YOU HIRE A TEAM OF NINJAS, AND GET IT TO ME!

Thank the Jewish and Christian God that I get my comics locally because woooooooooooooooooooooooooo, please, I TRIPLE DOG DARE SOMEONE TO F WITH MY COMICS, This is in the realm of my comics Hence why I am being so calm.

Mark the date on your calendars people, Aug 14th, because I swear if my 2000 piece Lego Batmobile Tumbler is not here... Heads will roll.
This is not Amazon. This is Chat Ave.
If you have a problem with Amazon go call them. You can find their number on the internet. And I don't like Amazon either. I stop buying from them a long time ago.
 
OH AMAZON IS READING THIS, AND I KNOW THIS IS CHAT AVE YOU IMBICLE!; THIS IS A WARNING TO SOCIETY AND AMAZON!
They don't need to read it. Jeff Bezos is getting his daily dose of schadenfreude listening to you screaming and ranting via your Alexa. So much more satisfying...
 
OKAY JUST SO ALL YOU NAYSAYERS KNOW,

AMAZON DID SEE THIS AND MY BATMOBILE IS COMING IN TODAY!


SO THERE!

IN YO FACE!
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