Fish UM? 🐠

[Apollo]

I think we should have a fish as a UM, it will bring in inclusivity. Plz vote for the fish who will make a great UM.

I’ve attached a pic of the fishes nominated. This will close in 2 hours. May the best fish win.
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[David NY]

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[Apollo]

26 mins…

 

[Louize]

Can I ask why we've not given the goldfish as a choice?

The humble fish that makes millions of fair ground winners happy. The toilet bowl graveyard fish.

The fish we look over at whilst we dig into our fish and chips.

This is the real discrimination of today.

 

[Apollo]

Can we Plz stop bringing up fresh water fish? Thx

 

[SouporMan]

I got your scent @Apollo

 

[purplerose]

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you were the one i was waiting for to sway my vote from clownfish.... and you didnt leave any clues!!!! now im going to have to go in blind.... aint no one wanting a pile o eels that looks like a pile o poop we got enough of that!

 

[David NY]

Can we Plz stop bringing up fresh water fish? Thx

Indicating that UMs should be salty. I get it.

 

[Apollo]

Indicating that UMs should be salty. I get it.

You think this is a joke?!?!

 

[Louize]

Whale for the win!

@Absolut Bitch
@Mooose

Get in here and vote whale, damn it!

 

[Apollo]

I got your scent @Apollo

You’re literally a turtle, goodbye

 

[purplerose]

Can I ask why we've not given the goldfish as a choice?

The humble fish that makes millions of fair ground winners happy. The toilet bowl graveyard fish.

The fish we look over at whilst we dig into our fish and chips.

This is the real discrimination of today.

if you want goldfish vote carp. its a member of the same fam.

Can we Plz stop bringing up fresh water fish? Thx

pffft you have carp on the picture! effing its fresh water

 

[Apollo]

if you want goldfish vote carp. its a member of the same fam.

pffft you have carp on the picture! effing its fresh water

Not as a vote doeeee 👏🏻 let’s ignore the ones that ARE tho loool

 

[Louize]

I once went on a date with a man who talked too much about turtles and how they smell. My PTSD is now triggered.

 

[Apollo]

I once went on a date with a man who talked too much about turtles and how they smell. My PTSD is now triggered.

You’re a female?????

 

[Louize]

Depends who you ask to be fair.

 

[purplerose]

Not as a vote doeeee 👏🏻 let’s ignore the ones that ARE tho loool

woah there pal.. you cant leave pile o turds eel's on that list list and not put carp.

 

[SouporMan]

You’re literally a turtle, goodbye

 

[Apollo]

woah there pal.. you cant leave pile o turds eel's on that list list and not put carp.

It was too close to crap. 💩

 

[purplerose]

It was too close to crap. 💩

LOLLLLLLL the eels look like a literal pile o turds....

 

[Apollo]

LOLLLLLLL the eels look like a literal pile o turds....

Eels have feelings too you know?