Happy Valentine's Day 2023

Roses are red, violets are blue
I've booked two tickets on the Titanic 2

To my disappointment there is no boat
Too much debt could not keep her afloat

A financial iceberg? But what can I say
Tickets I bought were about two months pay

Now left with a land based Titanic wreck
Am I getting a refund? What? No what the heck!

So Roses are red, violets are blue
I am broke, I stole these flowers for you.
 
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