Has anyone of you Chat Ave people ever sexually violated pastry

[BlackLivesMatter]

Again, how old are you?

Cindy has been around a while. It is rude to ask a lady her age and weight I have been told. I will answer the question.
NO NO NO its wrong, it's amoral. To ruin a perfectly baked pastry should be a life without parole jail sentence first offense. Death second offense.

 

[x18m]

Never sexually violated, just added some cream as topping

A Census Taker Once Tried To Test Me . I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti 😈

All while having an old friend for dinner

 

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[Mayhem]

I’m not touching this post. No ****ing way

So ur guilty

 

[MissMotive]

I enjoy apple crumble over apple pie

 

[splat]

the Pie came on to me first

 

[CynicalOne]

Somebody needs to go to apple pie jail.

 

[Inkandtatts]

@Apple Pie

 

[little cindy lou who]

@Apple Pie

This 14 Month Old Thread Is As Stale As The Apple Pie That Is In It ..... Why Not Gooogle Up Sumthin Creative From You're Own Noggin ...

Let's Hope It's Not Sumthin Evil And Sacrilegious ...... Okay ... Damien ?

 

[wildwestwanderer]

@Apple Pie

 

[Louize]

Does swallowing a Pain Au Chocolat whole count?

If so... Guilty??????????

 

[JayceVeron]

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[Louize]

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I feel like this belongs in the adult forum.

 

[ZombiUnicornis]

calling my gf muffin count?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It was Apple Pie, not pastry. @Apollo did you commit this abomination?

 

[Creed101]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It was Apple Pie, not pastry. @Apollo did you commit this abomination?

@Apple Pie

 

[Inkandtatts]

Does swallowing a Pain Au Chocolat whole count?

If so... Guilty??????????

Sounds pain-fully chocolatey

 

[Kim]

American Pie ...

 

[Radiation]

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@Apollo ^^^

 

[Soapie]

What I did with that pastry was purely romantic