how am I feeling right, now......
well, I feel like murdering my neighbors and their 3 fucking lil yappy dogs. Then I feel like going around the neighborhood, and stealing all the dogs that are too fucking loud or yappy, and taking them far far away and letting them go into a field. That is after I leave a note for the owners of said dogs that says: get another barking dog, and I will blow your house up with you and your fucking dog in it.
I also feel like strapping explosives to myself and blowing myself in the middle of downtown while holding a sign that reads: have fun picking up the pieces.
I also feel like going to the White House and dropping a giant Deuce on the Oval Office Desk.
I feel like I should get drunk and pretend I am an astronaut.
I also feel like I would make a great stand-up comedian.
I feel like punching Mark Zuckerberg in the balls.